xohugsandkisses

Update on my day...

2005-04-12T00:50:26Z

All right, so here's how my day went y'all-
Gym-Booooring. I took a walking day with Cat and Caitlin-lmao-OMG! Was it random or what?!? We were doing all this crazy stuff, and telling random sex stories. DON'T ASK! Yah, so it was fun!
Physical Science-Missy and I almost had heart attacks (as usual) from laughing so damn hard! She was cracking me up!! And Mr. Albamonte got mad @ me for throwing a ruler at Missy! What is it with teachers yelling @ me??
History-Didn't go. Went to Guidance, cuz I needed to talk someone about something. Ms. Burns had a group so me and my freshie friend Sam, went into the room and colored until I could be talked to. It's amazing how many of the same problems we have-I love her.
English-Came in like 7 minutes late, with a pass from Guidance. Worked on the paper due Friday! I'M ALMOST DONE! YAY! Kinda boring...
Lunch-Oh my god. SO MUCH FRICKEN FUN! Tonnnnns of laughing, and craziness in general. Carrie just about had a spaz attack when Alex said something HILARIOUS about a picture Carrie had taken on her Humanties field trip. I was so amused!! Also, walked around with Sally and Ashley, and chatted about my life...How exciting!
French-Laughed a lot, cuz Amber was being fun today, as normal! Mrs. Jaenicke was getting annoyed with us, but I have to tell you, it was so worth it!
Geometry-What a pointless class. Learned about circles (once again), and Jessica kept telling me I was stupid. I was about to SCRATCH HER EYES OUT! I might be slow in math, but not stupid! Argh. Cant stand her.
Commons-Oh my stars and bananas! The machine kept eating Sara's money, so we went on a mission to get our money back, and saw Ashley and Ashley (haha there are 2 of them!), in the hall, and started yelling "3SOME" (looong story), and people were literally coming out of their classrooms to look at us-haha. THEN, Missy was making *ahem* outta gum wrappers...I was so amused.
Computer Skills-In the beginning of the class, I was completely pissed off, cuz she gave me a grade of 11%! All cuz I accidently dropped the wrong assignment into her folder! I argued, and got my way, but u could tell she was annoyed with me. Then, Lorri was making me laugh! She's great. And on powerbacks.com (the place to get awesome powerpoint backgrounds), there was a fetus bg. I started WIGGING OUT, AND SCREAMING! Aaron was embarrassed by me!
...Yah, I had a good day I guess. So yes! Oh, and tonight, I went with my mom to Chertkov's to explain why my sister couldnt go to gymnastics (she broke her toe the other day), and I saw Jonathan for the first time in like EVER! I forgot how hot he is! I WAS LIKE *MOUTH OPEN*. HOTTNESS! Oh, and I also saw David. He's pretty cute too, but not nearly as hot as JONATHAN! *drools*...Then, went to Walgreens. Bought a prom catalog thingy, and hopefully I can find something I really like, since TIM IS TAKING ME TO PROM! That's right everyone, I GOT A PROM DATE! WOOT WOOT! Ok, well thats enough outta me for now! I'll update later! xoxo

WOW.

2004-10-17T16:17:37Z

Ok, so I havent updated since forever! LOL-I have been so busy! MY BAD! I guess I'll start with Thursday cuz that is when something exciting happened! :D Ok, so nothing exciting that I remember happened in school...OH WAIT-It was costume day!-And I was COOKIE MONSTER! Anyways...Thursday night I had my INTERVIEW-at the rink! At 8:30pm! It was raining, and I walked right in-very confidently-I was so proud of myself! When I walked in, I heard a very familiar voice coming from the DJ booth. I was waiting for my interviewer, so I was looking around, and seeing who was there. I almost wigged, when I found out who it was. IT WAS @$$ MAN! Man, he looked SO FINE! Anyways, once my interviewer came, she sat me down in the snack bar, and asked me a bunch of questions. I enjoyed it very much! And Eric totally noticed I was there right, and so we kept looking @ each other-it was great :D I was like-OMG! And then, when I came home, I was EXTREMELY happy, and was thinking about the whole working at the rink thing..I'LL GET TO WORK WITH ERIC AND JOHHNY AND JUSTIN AND DAVID AND...STEVE! That would be so exciting! It would pretty much be my dream come true. It really would.
Ok, well besides all that, Friday I had a wedding rehearsal dinner to go to. It was all right. Kinda boring, but my cuz was there, so I had someone to talk to and everything. Then, yesterday, was my cousin's wedding. I have to say, it wasnt as much fun as when I went to Sharon's, but I still enjoyed it--very much :D Lots of good music, good food, fun people-YAH-FUN! Anyways, so there were all these toasts to the bride and groom ya know-(the groom was my cousin)-and my cousin, the groom's brother, gave a really deep toast-if that makes any sense. Some stuff he said in it was:
*I remember when mom and dad brought you home from the hospital, and I told them that if it wasnt a brother-SEND IT BACK!
*I gained a friendship through our lives-all thanks to you-my brother.
*And Jessica (the bride), welcome to our family. Oh, and your new last name!
....Yah, it was pretty deep. I enjoyed it. During the whole thing he was choking up a bit. I would be too-believe me-lmao. Anyways, that was my EXCITING weekend. As of right now, I'm not doing anything exciting. Talking to ppl, and thinking bout Eric-as usual.

....Some random things:

A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you lose your heartaches
Whatever you wish for, you keep
Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come smiling thru
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
the dream that you wish will come true!

*I want to be the face you see when you close your eyes, I want to be the touch you need every single nite, I want to be your fantasy and your reality and everything between, I want you to need me, like the air you breath, I want you to feel me in everything, I want you to see me in your every dream*

An QUIZ made up by ME-Marcia :D

1. Worst Moments:
*When Holly decided that skating wasnt her thing anymore-I was crushed :(-And to this day, still am.
*Losing friends throughout high school. Almost every year, I end up losing SOMEONE.
*When I fail tests/quizzes in school-I feel so stupid when that happens

2. Best moments:
...I have had so many! I'll just list my recent ones!
*Having the convo with @$$ man about our bdays being 2 days apart!
*When I realized that @$$ man actually REMEMBERED my bday! I was sooo happy :D
*All those good times at the rink with my crew :D
*Holls: What does the root beer taste like? Pibb: It tastes good! @$$ man: NO! It tastes like @$$! Pibb: NO, u taste like @$$!
*@$$ man singing :)
....Have u noticed that the majority of my "best moments" section involves @$$ man? Haha-Funny isnt it?

3.Dislike about myself:
It changes a lot, but at the moment its my stomach. I'm getting bigger, and now I have to really concentrate on my weight.

4.Like about myself: My personality.

5.Biggest Teenage Beauty Mistakes:
*Putting on too much make-up
.....OR....
FORGETTING TO PUT IT ON!

6.Biggest Teenage Beauty Breakthrough-
Realizing that I dont need a whole lot of make-up to cover up my zits. And on Friday's, I'm allowed to be lazy-meaning I dont HAVE to wear make-up!

7.My Teen Idol:
Hmm...I really seem to like Reese Witherspoon-she is oh so cute :D

8. 5 Things That Irritate Me a Lot:
1. Teachers who give a lot of homework, and rush through things.
2. People who avoid eye contact
3. When people try proving they are right, when I know for a fact that they are wrong.
4. When my friends tell me I'm skinny, when I know I'm not. I'm average, and getting a lil chubby right now. I have to work on that.
5. When people dont look inside of you, and they just look at your self image.

9. 10 Things I Love:
1. SKATING!
2. My friends-As Paris Hilton says, a girl's best accessory is her best friend :D
3. Family-Even though they DO annoy me sometimes...
4. SIMPLE PLAN!+ other music artists
5. Playing The Sims 2
6. Talking to guys, and them actually responding back.
7. Making friends :D
8. Having a crush on someone, and finding out later that they like you as well :)
9. Laughing
10. A guy's eyes, and @$$-2 VERY important things on a man!

10. What do you look for in a guy?
Loving
Fair
Kind
Honest
Self-confident
Courageous
Wealthy
Respects self
Loyal
Loves his family
Sensitive
Independent
Intelligent
Energetic (like me!)
Dreamer
Trustworthy
Healthy
Confident
Creative
Good personality
Respects others
Fun-loving
Good student
Disciplined
Responsible
Caring
Sense of humor
Down to Earth
Patient
....Yes, that took a lot of thought :D

11. Do you have a gf/bf?: Nope.

12. How old are they?: --

13. Do you have a crush? (who?): Oh yes-plenty :)

14. Who do you really want to go out with?: Eric AKA @$$ man

15. Do you prefer a fling or full-relationship?: full relationship, but not too serious.

16. What's a big turn-off?: attitude problems

17.Big turn on: eyes and personality

18.Do you get it on with your ex's?: Uhh NO.

19.Are you in love?: I would call it more of "infatuation"

20.Do you know who your soulmate is?: I wish I knew.

21. Stories you have written: (Put them here, or describe them)
*MY STORY: (IT'S WRONG)
Once upon a time lived a young man named Eric (his name is this due to my whole "incident" in the bathroom the other day). Young Eric had found that he had magical powers just like fetus! Well, technically he's more like Eeyore, cuz he had a removable tail, and Eric here had a detachable penis. He had a favorite quote that he constantly used, and it was as follows: "Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis."
For some odd reason, he was able to take it off, and put it back on! When he was in the urinal *cough cough*-he would lose track of where he left it, and the poor men that walked into the bathroom would be shocked to find a penis laying on the toilet seat. OH NO! So of course, Eric would always arrive back in the bathroom to find his penis there, and would re-attach it.
Then, one magical fetus day, Eric was in the bathroom, and Marcia happened to be standing in there with her friends! Poor Z was confused out of his mind, and asked what the chicks were doing in there. Of course Sha answered, and said: WE WANT TO SEE THAT 7 FER OF YOURS! So, carefully, Eric pulled it out! Accidently though, it fell off! And landed on Ten's foot! She screamed and put it in her backpack! Then we all ran down the hall screaming our heads off, with Z running after us! He was screaming: I WANT MY PENIS BACK!!!! And then FINALLY, Ten gave it back, and he started singing: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?"
Of course, us chicks had NO IDEA what he was talking about, so we started to leave. BUT THEN....

*DA DA DA DA*

He called us on over! And he started singing again! This time, his song went like this: "My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling."
Of course, none of us disagreed with that fact, so he drove us all to BK for burgers, and to make out with us in the parking lot! And then, I guess we were all getting him excited or something, cuz he said: There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout"

Of course all us girls were shouting, so it went along well with his little song....And then poor, very drunk off of ROOT BEER, Eric, said to all us:
So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
We disagreed at that time for some reason, and started taking his clothes off-pretty much stripping him-lol-and Ten goes: I GIVE THIS 2 THUMBS UP! And everyone else yelled DETACHABLE PENIS POWER in unison!

......And at the end of this wonderful story of mine, we all drove off in a LIL RED CORVETTE SINGING:
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)..............

THE END!

AND...............

Alex was the hottie (Hercules)
Always showing off that body
Great muscles, cute smile, and six pack abs
All the girls would rave over what he had :D

The flirt of the group was none other than Johnny (BK)
He would always give out hugs and lets not forget that smile!
He has the coolest curly hair
Girls at the rink would scream and stare!

Eric was the cute one (@$$ man)
Always running around, dancing like a nut was his kind of fun
He has such beautiful angelic eyes
That when all the girls looked into them, they couldn't help but die :D

The sexy one of course was Steve (Mario)
To hang out with him is what the skater girls would beg
He has great muscles and a great tan
Which made all the girls wanna become his gf! :D

Andrew was the sweet one
Making people smile is what he does
He has two eyes which are a gorgeous shade of brown (?)-I think!
Just by looking into them they made all hope seem true!

And so the five guys became friends
Skating, and working is what they did everytime they'd meet
At first they started out DJ'ing with "Mmmbop"
But then soon later moved onto Simple Plan!

Their very first paycheck was like certified gold, they were so happy
Revealing that a ton of people skated here @ X-treme Wheels every week
All the guys were extreamly proud
Cause now they officially were working at such a wonderful place

They became more popular everyday
They gained new "fans" and the old ones stayed
Singing and dancing is what they did when goofing off
And the "fans" just kept on coming back for more!

They did so great and got so far
They really did shine like a bunch of stars
But then shortly after Marcia's freshman year,
Bad things began to happen, more and more.

The guys then ended up not coming as much
What was going on? Marcia and her friends wondered.
So as time went by
The "fans" began to worry, some even cried.

And soon enough months passed by and decisions were made,
Eric, Johnny, and Steve were the only ones left to stay
Andrew went to college, and Alex barely comes by to visit
They did what they had to do.

And then finally the day had come
Happiness and freaking out had begun
Cause the final outcome and decision was made
THE WONDERFUL SKATERS HAD COME BACK!

All the "fans" were excited
Some were even ecstatic and some were overwhelmed
Erics's, Johnny's, and Steve's dreams were there, and are now true
Their careers would ever be working @ X-treme Wheels.

Alex's career on the other hand was done
He no longer worked @ X-treme Wheels, and made Tanya sad
He now is solo and trying to make time to come and visit everyone at the rink
To hear his vioce, the "fans" can't wait

And once again, time has gone by
But no more tears, no more cries
Cause things are getting better and looking up for the guys
Don't belive me, well take a look and then you decide

Johnny is now very popular among chicks
He's going big and going far
He has his own water glass sitting in the snack bar
And the news that he might have a gf, came to Marcia as a complete shock.

Eric on the other hand
Broke up with his gf, and is making a stand
He notices that Marcia likes him, and tries to make it clear, that he likes her too
So expect to see those 2 together, real soon!

What Steve is doing right now
Is really a complete wow
He's working in the snack bar a few times a week,
To see this, will get his "fans" all excited, and thrilled.

And then of course there's Andrew too
Going to college is what he will do
His studies are going well
When he comes and visits, all the "fans" are sure it will be swell!

And as of now that's what the guys are up too
Working together, as friends (well most of them) is what they each will do
But don't feel sad, angry or mad, cuz when that happens, ya know that Fetus is sad,
And even though they aren't together all the time, it's not really that bad.

They are still Eric, Johnny, Alex, Steve and Andrew
Still the same guys, still very sexy
They now are just on their own (Alex and Andrew anyways)
Out there doing great even though they are alone.

But remember whenever your feeling down and feeling sad
Or if your feeling angry or feeling mad
Keep on believing
Cause everything happens for a reason
Always keep the faith
Cause our love for the guys will never escape
They will do great
You'll see, just wait...

22.Quotes you like, or have made up:
You have such a big impact on me. I really dont think u have a clue. Just smiling at me, or glancing over causes butterflies. You make my day, everyday. And those times I wonder why I love you, I remember this--the reason for loving you in the first place.

The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend-and yah know what I just realized? YOU are my favorite accessory. And the best part to having an accessory like that, is the fact that she doesnt cost anything :)

You and I are meant to be together . period .
the end . cue happy - ending music! :D

There are 2 absolutes in my life...FRIENDS AND SKATING. And the best times involve both!

Those nights when you can't sleep, you just might be in someone else's dreams.

*You are the star that's in my sky. In fact, since it's nighttime, and the stars are out, what do I think I'm doing? LOOKING AT YOU OF COURSE! Cuz u are gorgeous to the 10th power squared! WHOO WHO! <~~I made that up :D

I tried to count the ways you've made me smile, but then I realized... I can't count that high.

My head is in the clouds...
My heart is in the sky...
My mind is in a dreamboat...
And you're the reason why.

*If you live to be a hundred, i want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so i'll never have to live without you.
*Once upon a time, something happened to me, it was the greatest thing that could happen to me. A fantasy, a dream come true, it was the day that I met you!
*You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.
*Love isn't finding a perfect person, it's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
*The first time I saw you, I knew it was true,
I'd love you forever and that’s what I'll do.
You don't know what you do to me; you don't have a clue.
You have no idea what it’s like to be me, looking at you.
*You don't love someone because they're beautiful.
They're beautiful because you love them.
*You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he's true.
One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him, Your heart begins to dance.
Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance!
*I may not get to see you as often as I like.
I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night.
But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love,
and I can't let you go.
*There's a sparkle in your eye that only I see,
and there's a place in your heart where only I want to be.
*(Yes I changed this one a bit)
I ran up the door, closed the stairs,
said my pajamas, and put on my prayers.
Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light,
all because you said Happy Birthday to me last night!
*You know you love someone when you cannot
put into words how they make you feel.

23. Best Conversation ever had with a friend:
...Well I have had a lot, so here are the best ones!
*Ten: Do you like my new boots? I look like a moose!
Me: LMAO! YES!

Me: Today is a special day :D I saw my first *ahem*
Da: OH WOW!

Me: OMG! I SAW IT!!! I SAW IT!!!
Ten: Huh?
Me: His name starts with an E, ends with a C, and we call him Z! HAHA! IT RHYMES!

Me: CHRISTINE! PUT THE BOOBS AWAY! ::laughing::
Christine: TALK TO THE BOOBIES!

Me: There is a guy with a thong on his head in there!
Cassie: Where?!? ::flipping through pages really quickly::

Me: I'm in a spanky mood!
Ten: Really? I'll send Eric on over!

Veronica: Man, I would like to see that boy naked!
Me: I'm not disagreeing with you!

Me: Ten's got Mr. Sexiness in her pants!
Ten: OMG! IT WASNT LIKE THAT!

Luv4RonandHarry [8:47 PM]: Love, Happiness, and Detatchable Penises <~~~LONGGGG STORY!

The best Fetus related quote I have ever heard! *I heart you David!*
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms..."
...LMAO! As Ten would say, David is a cute dork :D That's why we love him! Right Ten Jabiskas?

MarCia983 [8:09 PM]: So show me yours I'll show you
mine "Tool Time"
Stager28967 [8:09 PM]: LMAO1

Stager28967 [8:10 PM]: Star light Star Bright wont u shine on me so i can find me a man! Star Light Star Bright wont u shine on me so i can have a PENIS!
MarCia983 [8:10 PM]: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Me: I'm having penises over here!
Chris: hi marcia

MarCia983 [4:20 PM]: You are Fetus' CHILD
SmarterChild [4:20 PM]: ok, maybe i'm fetus child.

MarCia983 [4:24 PM]: :)
SmarterChild [4:24 PM]: if u r happy, i'm happy! ;)

MarCia983 [4:25 PM]: do u like men?
SmarterChild [4:25 PM]: i love people.

MarCia983 [4:31 PM]: u want to do it?
SmarterChild [4:31 PM]: there's no way i want 2 do it.

MarCia983 [4:36 PM]: Can u show me the money?
SmarterChild [4:36 PM]: i could probably do that.

MarCia983 [4:41 PM]: I LIKE CHEESE!
SmarterChild [4:41 PM]: same here. i really like cheese. :-)
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MarCia983 [4:41 PM]: HE'S MINE!

marcia: i love you and thanks for always being there for me.
go FRANK! and all of the FETUSES! you rock!
<3 Ca-sas-ass!

Luv4RonandHarry [4:00 PM]: **** ***** and **** ****** are in Amanda's english class
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: oh thats gotta be exciting! lmao!
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: i want them in my pants
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: i mean, class lol

MarCia983 [4:07 PM]: i miss ya lots!
Luv4RonandHarry [4:07 PM]: I MISS YOU TOO POOKIE! ahahaahahahah :-D

MarCia983 [4:08 PM]: Fetus is a fun, freakadelic, 4 fingered fine man!
Ten: LMAO!

Luv4RonandHarry [4:10 PM]: Fetus! Shake it up fetus now! (Shake it fetus) Skate and shout (skate and shout) come on, come on, come on fetus now (come on fetus) skate it on out (skate it on out)
Luv4RonandHarry [4:10 PM]: i said that
MarCia983 [4:11 PM]: OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

MarCia983 [12:14 PM]: how big is ur fer?
SmarterChild [12:14 PM]: not all that big, quite frankly.

mAnDaPaNdErS03 (5:39:03 PM): u kick ass
hersheykiss64325 (5:39:29 PM): HAHA THANKS!

Me:"Did you see topless Andrew?"
Ten: "What's Taco Sam?"

Me: (talking to Eric)-Take ur pants off, and turn up the music! WHOO WHO!
Stef: OMG! ::laughing::

Me: She's my partner Joe! ::grab onto Stef's arm::
Joe: Are u....
Me: Lesbian?
Joe: Ewww!
Me: U are aware that I was being sarcastic Joe!

Me: My birthday's on Monday!
U: Mine's on Weds!
Me and U: ::got into a whole conversation::
U: Happy birthday! See ya tomorrow!
Me: Happy birthday!

MarCia983 [9:14 PM]: I am naming everyone's THING
MarCia983 [9:14 PM]: get ready anne!
Stager28967 [9:14 PM]: OK!
MarCia983 [9:14 PM]: lol ok!
MarCia983 [9:15 PM]: lets start with....
Stager28967 [9:15 PM]: ok
MarCia983 [9:15 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:16 PM]: i need my yearbook! lol
MarCia983 [9:16 PM]: Jimmy-Oswald
MarCia983 [9:16 PM]: Carl-Caillou
MarCia983 [9:16 PM]: Brad-Mr. Twinkles!
MarCia983 [9:17 PM]: Winterfresh-Mr. Googly Buttons
Stager28967 [9:17 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:17 PM]: Iceburg-SexT T
Stager28967 [9:17 PM]: LMAO!
MarCia983 [9:18 PM]: Mike (Furey)-Cucumber
MarCia983 [9:18 PM]: Ryan Doyle-Snickerdoodle
MarCia983 [9:18 PM]: LMAO!!
MarCia983 [9:18 PM]: who am i forgetting in our school?
Stager28967 [9:19 PM]: Scott Spear
Stager28967 [9:19 PM]: Speer**
MarCia983 [9:19 PM]: Tony-Tiger Rawr!
MarCia983 [9:19 PM]: LOL!
MarCia983 [9:19 PM]: Geraci-(Middle one)-Arthur
MarCia983 [9:19 PM]: Geraci-(big)-Cheetah
Stager28967 [9:20 PM]: LMAO!
MarCia983 [9:20 PM]: BK-Lil Bunny FUFU!
Stager28967 [9:20 PM]: Ass Man
MarCia983 [9:21 PM]: @$$ man-SEXYSquirrel
Stager28967 [9:21 PM]: who else?
MarCia983 [9:21 PM]: Fetus-DISABLED PENIS!
MarCia983 [9:21 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [9:21 PM]: LMAO!
MarCia983 [9:21 PM]: Mario-Sexy Stallion
Stager28967 [9:21 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:22 PM]: Andrew-mr. Excited
MarCia983 [9:22 PM]: Hari-Brownie
MarCia983 [9:22 PM]: Hercules-Yum YAY!
Stager28967 [9:22 PM]: LMAO!
MarCia983 [9:22 PM]: Z-Muy caliente!
MarCia983 [9:23 PM]: Mr. Disney-MR. RIGHT
Stager28967 [9:24 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:24 PM]: haha plus more

JP: Read what his shirt says!
Me: Turn around kid!
Kid: NOOOOOOO! ::runs away::
Ant: It said I heart Marcia.
Me: Oh boy! I feel loved now!

Me: You know you like it when ur body goes HUMP, HUMP, HUMP!
Anne: OMG! LMAO!!

Ten: TURN AROUND!
Me: Huh?
Ant: ::runs up and hugs me::
Ten: ::takes a picture:: I GOT IT!

Me: Let's do it again! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Anne: Oh wow!

JP: ::yelling something random::
Ten: (whispers to me) KICK MY CAC!
Me: (YELLS)-KICK MY CAC!!!!
JP: What the hell are u talking about?

MarCia983 [8:11 PM]: ok
MarCia983 [8:12 PM]: i want to be in the dark with somebody hott, with candles lit, and the door closed
MarCia983 [8:12 PM]: ;) ;)
Stager28967 [8:13 PM]: awwwww
MarCia983 [8:13 PM]: haha
MarCia983 [8:13 PM]: OMG READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [8:13 PM]: -But i like his fingers!-
Stager28967 [8:13 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:13 PM]: lol lol lol
Stager28967 [8:13 PM]: u know who can go die?
MarCia983 [8:13 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MarCia983 [8:13 PM]: who?
Stager28967 [8:13 PM]: Missie
Stager28967 [8:14 PM]: and i have her in my advisory tomorrow
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: LOL
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: sucks for y
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: u*
Stager28967 [8:14 PM]: she doesnt think im her "real friend" cuz i dont spend time with her
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: OH GOD
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: Ya know what?
MarCia983 [8:14 PM]: I want to suck on someone
MarCia983 [8:15 PM]: LIKE A MINT!
MarCia983 [8:15 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [8:15 PM]: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Stager28967 [8:15 PM]: THAT WAS GREATNNESS!
MarCia983 [8:15 PM]: HAHA
MarCia983 [8:15 PM]: GO GRAB HIS ASS!
Stager28967 [8:15 PM]: OMG!
Stager28967 [8:15 PM]: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!
MarCia983 [8:16 PM]: and then ask him nicely to take his dick out of his pants, and say JUST SHOVE IT IN THERE!
MarCia983 [8:16 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [8:16 PM]: LMAO LMAO

Stager28967 [8:16 PM]: what are you on?
MarCia983 [8:16 PM]: i have no clue lol
MarCia983 [8:16 PM]: im just being random
MarCia983 [8:16 PM]: dont u love it?
Stager28967 [8:16 PM]: ya
MarCia983 [8:17 PM]: Man, how big is Iceburg? lol
Stager28967 [8:17 PM]: maybe his a 7fer!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [8:17 PM]: he could prolly do himself if he was a 7 fer or larger
MarCia983 [8:17 PM]: HAHAHAHAH
MarCia983 [8:17 PM]: omg
Stager28967 [8:17 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:17 PM]: HE'S TURNED ON! CUZ YA KNOW WHAT? HE'S BATTERY OPERATED!
Stager28967 [8:17 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [8:18 PM]: HAHAHAHAHA
MarCia983 [8:18 PM]: that was awesome
Stager28967 [8:18 PM]: yea
MarCia983 [8:18 PM]: His dick, my tongu
MarCia983 [8:18 PM]: tongue*
MarCia983 [8:18 PM]: OMG
Stager28967 [8:18 PM]: omg
Stager28967 [8:19 PM]: why cant u go out on school nights?
MarCia983 [8:19 PM]: i can, just not that late
MarCia983 [8:19 PM]: OMG OK listen to this, I just made this up now
MarCia983 [8:20 PM]: Shania's song UP....It's about as bad as it could be, seems everybody's fu***** me! OMG lol
Stager28967 [8:20 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:21 PM]: OMG I AM BEING SO BAD RIGHT NOW!
Stager28967 [8:21 PM]: yea you ae
MarCia983 [8:21 PM]: HAHA
Stager28967 [8:21 PM]: i WANT TO HAVE SEx WITH ICEBURG and suck his guts!
MarCia983 [8:21 PM]: OMG
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: lol that was awesome
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: im coughing uncontrollably now
Stager28967 [8:22 PM]: is that a good or bad thing
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: good lol
Stager28967 [8:22 PM]: i want to lick ICEBURG`
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: i like it
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: HAHA
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: go anne!
MarCia983 [8:22 PM]: lol
Stager28967 [8:23 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [8:23 PM]: I WANT TO SUPERSIZE MY BURGER!
MarCia983 [8:23 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [8:23 PM]: OMG!
Stager28967 [8:23 PM]: I want to supersize ICEBURG!

MarCia983 [8:23 PM]: OMG LOL!!!!!!!!
Stager28967 [8:24 PM]: i did not just say that
MarCia983 [8:24 PM]: HAHA U DID!
Stager28967 [8:24 PM]: i know
MarCia983 [8:24 PM]: In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, ...
MarCia983 [8:24 PM]: My version....
MarCia983 [8:25 PM]: In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, lives Marcia and Eric without any clothes. In this garden, were 2 little leaves. One covered Eric's nuts and berries, and the other covered Marcia's gifts.
Stager28967 [8:26 PM]: lol
Stager28967 [8:26 PM]: that was great
MarCia983 [8:26 PM]: OMG ANNE
MarCia983 [8:26 PM]: OMG READ THIS!
MarCia983 [8:26 PM]: Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like ...
Stager28967 [8:26 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:27 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [8:27 PM]: hangom
Stager28967 [8:27 PM]: on**
MarCia983 [8:27 PM]: lol ok
MarCia983 [8:29 PM]: OMG
Stager28967 is away at 8:31 PM
MarCia983 [8:32 PM]: read ur email when u return lol
Auto response from Stager28967 [8:32 PM]: BrB!
MarCia983 [8:32 PM]: okkkkkk
MarCia983 [8:33 PM]: omg important anne! come back!
Stager28967 returned at 8:33 PM
Stager28967 is away at 8:33 PM
MarCia983 [8:34 PM]: lol
Auto response from Stager28967 [8:34 PM]: BrB!
MarCia983 [8:34 PM]: k
Stager28967 returned at 8:38 PM
Stager28967 [8:38 PM]: back
MarCia983 [8:39 PM]: good!
MarCia983 [8:39 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [8:39 PM]: CHECK UR EMAIL
MarCia983 [8:39 PM]: its naughty! lol
MarCia983 [8:40 PM]: THRILL ME, CHILL ME, KISS ME
Stager28967 [8:40 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:40 PM]: haha
MarCia983 [8:40 PM]: its naughty!
MarCia983 [8:41 PM]: im gonna collect money so that i can buy a penis
MarCia983 [8:41 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:41 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [8:41 PM]: iomg
Stager28967 [8:41 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:42 PM]: OMG I AM BEING BADDDDDDDDDD
MarCia983 [8:42 PM]: i like things that are round with heads
Stager28967 [8:43 PM]: omg marcia
MarCia983 [8:43 PM]: haha im talking about a quarter! :D
MarCia983 [8:43 PM]: but i like ur thinking l)
MarCia983 [8:43 PM]: ;)*
MarCia983 [8:44 PM]: jk jk, i was thinking about penises, but that was pretty good dontcha thing?
MarCia983 [8:44 PM]: think*
Stager28967 [8:44 PM]: yep
MarCia983 [8:44 PM]: instead of all the small things...
MarCia983 [8:44 PM]: ALL THE HUGE THINGS
MarCia983 [8:44 PM]: BIG AND LONG, AND ALSO VERY STRONG!
Stager28967 [8:44 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:45 PM]: OH GOD
MarCia983 [8:45 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [8:45 PM]: wowwowowowowowowow
Stager28967 [8:45 PM]: ya
MarCia983 [8:45 PM]: hahaha
MarCia983 [8:46 PM]: PENISES UNITE!
Stager28967 [8:46 PM]: thats great
MarCia983 [8:46 PM]: Ryan gives me WIIIIIINGS!
MarCia983 [8:46 PM]: haha
Stager28967 [8:46 PM]: hehe
MarCia983 [8:46 PM]: HAHA
Stager28967 [8:47 PM]: hehe
MarCia983 [8:48 PM]: OMGF
MarCia983 [8:48 PM]: This will be you one day...
MarCia983 [8:48 PM]: HONEY, HOW FAR UP ARE U RISING?
MarCia983 [8:48 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [8:48 PM]: OMG MARCIA BAD MARCIA BAD!
MarCia983 [8:49 PM]: wow-what is my problem?
Stager28967 [8:49 PM]: ur on PENIS JUICE!
MarCia983 [8:49 PM]: HAHA
MarCia983 [8:49 PM]: My name is Sperm
MarCia983 [8:49 PM]: lol
Stager28967 [8:49 PM]: imgonna make up a song
MarCia983 [8:50 PM]: lol ok
MarCia983 [8:50 PM]: go for it
MarCia983 [8:50 PM]: PENIS JUICE! IT'S IN YOU!
MarCia983 [8:50 PM]: hahahaha
MarCia983 [8:50 PM]: Penis-Like a ROCK! (instead of Chevrolet)
Stager28967 [8:52 PM]: There was a farmer and he had a PEnis a penis goes blah blah blah. There was a farmer and on his farm he had a FETUS and the fetus goes WOOF WOOF!! And he also had a PEnis and the penis goes Blah Blah Blah. There was a farmer on the farm and on his farm he had a Marcia and Marcia went chat chat chat. There was a farmer on the farm and on his farm he had a Anne and Anne went Meow Meow. There was a farmer on the farm and on his farm he had a PEe and the PEE went PEE PEE! There was a farmer on the farm
Stager28967 [8:52 PM]: and on his farm he had a Dancer and the Dancer went Dance Dance Dance
MarCia983 [8:53 PM]: OMG LOL
Stager28967 [8:53 PM]: There was a farmer on the farm and on his farm he had a COW and the cow went MOO MOO!
Stager28967 [8:53 PM]: There was a farmer on the farm and on his farm he had a duck
Stager28967 [8:53 PM]: and the duck went Quack Quack
MarCia983 [8:54 PM]: There once was someone named Anne. She liked talking ducks. She owned one named Lettuce. He went to go get Jimmy one day, and told Jim-E to come to Marcia's house. So he did, and they made out in a room with the door closed!!
Stager28967 [8:54 PM]: omg
MarCia983 [8:54 PM]: LMAO!
Stager28967 [8:54 PM]: did u like my song?
MarCia983 [8:55 PM]: very much
MarCia983 [8:55 PM]: Save a horse, RIDE A MAN!
Stager28967 [8:55 PM]: lol
Stager28967 [8:56 PM]: Save a Penis ride a Fetus
MarCia983 [8:56 PM]: hahahahahaha
MarCia983 [8:56 PM]: OMG
MarCia983 [8:56 PM]: that was GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
Stager28967 [8:56 PM]: save a cow ride a FRANK!
Stager28967 [8:56 PM]: noone should ever RIDE A FRANK!
MarCia983 [8:56 PM]: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [8:56 PM]: BITE ME SEXY~
Stager28967 [8:57 PM]: no Marcia you should BITE ME!
MarCia983 [8:57 PM]: LOL!
Stager28967 [8:58 PM]: :-)

MarCia983 [5:25 PM]: whats hanging?
MarCia983 [5:25 PM]: i know, i know! HIS PENIS!
MarCia983 [5:25 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [5:25 PM]: OMG MARCIA!
Stager28967 [5:26 PM]: BAD MARCIA BAD!
MarCia983 [5:26 PM]: haha wow-im high on this tylenol!

Luv4RonandHarry [5:49 PM]: i don't wanna go to work today :-( I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you :-D
MarCia983 [5:49 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [5:49 PM]: i feel so loved!

mAnDaPaNdErS03 (5:26:44 PM): sha im in love
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (5:26:46 PM): ... wit hu
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (5:26:52 PM): with*
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (5:26:54 PM): u
hersheykiss64325 (5:27:02 PM): that was awesome!

MarCia983 [9:57 PM]: OMG...I'm like high or something...ON MEN!
OddChildOfMars [9:59 PM]: LOL
OddChildOfMars [9:59 PM]: i'm low... on men
OddChildOfMars [9:59 PM]: ON THE BOTTOM
OddChildOfMars [9:59 PM]: PHAHAHA
MarCia983 [9:59 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:59 PM]: that was hilarious!

MarCia983 [10:00 PM]: i got the OUTIES!
OddChildOfMars [10:00 PM]: I WANT THE OUTIES
OddChildOfMars [10:00 PM]: FUCK OFF I CLAIMED EM
OddChildOfMars [10:00 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [10:00 PM]: lol i mean YOU, not i! haha
MarCia983 [10:00 PM]: i meant to type u
OddChildOfMars [10:01 PM]: haha lol i gots it
MarCia983 [10:01 PM]: U CALLED THE OUTIES
MarCia983 [10:01 PM]: i called...i dont know WHO i called lol
OddChildOfMars [10:01 PM]: the SEXY 8th graders!

OddChildOfMars [10:16 PM]: nighty night darling girl
OddChildOfMars [10:17 PM]: my partner in sexy crime
MarCia983 [10:17 PM]: nighty night my LOVELY ;) haha jk jk
MarCia983 [10:17 PM]: yes, of course
OddChildOfMars [10:17 PM]: awwww
OddChildOfMars [10:17 PM]: so cute
MarCia983 [10:17 PM]: i love u!
OddChildOfMars [10:17 PM]: lol loves
OddChildOfMars [10:17 PM]: much love, much love
MarCia983 [10:17 PM]: lol totally!

MarCia983 [9:46 PM]: sex galore at the skating rink on Weds. WHOO WHO! lmao! lmao!
OddChildOfMars [9:46 PM]: YAY SEX YAY

MarCia983 [9:48 PM]: OMG
MarCia983 [9:48 PM]: I WANT
Stager28967 [9:49 PM]: yes?
Stager28967 [9:49 PM]: you want?
MarCia983 [9:50 PM]: MEN
MarCia983 [9:50 PM]: hahahahahahahahahah

MarCia983 [9:17 PM]: go over there and lick that 8 fer!
MarCia983 [9:17 PM]: haha
MarCia983 [9:17 PM]: oh wow
OddChildOfMars [9:18 PM]: lol haha OMG
OddChildOfMars [9:18 PM]: that was scary
OddChildOfMars [9:18 PM]: besides he's too far away
OddChildOfMars [9:18 PM]: i'll lick the other one
MarCia983 [9:18 PM]: haha that was great!
MarCia983 [9:18 PM]: yes, u should!

DarkJazzAngel [5:13 PM]: ah man, i am really craving wendys or subway or BK right now.....
MarCia983 [5:14 PM]: hah im craving BK THE PERSON!

Dad: How was ur night? Get hit on by a guy or something?
Me: 2
Dad: 2 what?
Me: I got hit on by 2 guys!

Sny: I got a 12 on my personality test last time...this time, a 10!
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:56:47 PM): so haha
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:56:51 PM): and my penis is bigger
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:56:52 PM): haha
hersheykiss64325 (4:56:54 PM): OMG LMAO!

mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:50:00 PM): im 13
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:50:03 PM): haha
hersheykiss64325 (4:50:04 PM): i know that haha
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:50:09 PM): ur still smaller
hersheykiss64325 (4:50:09 PM): ill be ** in 20 days!
hersheykiss64325 (4:50:12 PM): haha
hersheykiss64325 (4:50:18 PM): oh THAT lmao
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:50:18 PM): u dummy
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:50:23 PM): lol
hersheykiss64325 (4:51:01 PM): that is totally going in my livejournal!

tyedyefreak90210 [6:32 PM]: lol you know you liked it
tyedyefreak90210 [6:32 PM]: hehe just as much as you like being naked
tyedyefreak90210 [6:32 PM]: lol
tyedyefreak90210 [6:32 PM]: :)
MarCia983 [6:32 PM]: OMG LOL!
tyedyefreak90210 [6:32 PM]: hehe

*Missy wanted me to tell y'lall that ducks live on the moon! GO DUCKS!

This moment...hmm..I was being very..whats the word?...PERVERTED!
tyedyefreak90210 [6:23 PM]: so my sha, what's on your mind??? :)
MarCia983 [6:23 PM]: SEX

tyedyefreak90210 [6:19 PM]: ALL OF IT
tyedyefreak90210 [6:19 PM]: LOL
MarCia983 [6:19 PM]: TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES OFF? ALL RIGHT! LOL

Note: This next one might be sound like I'm against lesbians, but I'm not..believe me!
MarCia983 [6:18 PM]: i love men!
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:18 PM]: ok thats a good thing if u didnt i would be scared
MarCia983 [6:18 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [6:18 PM]: who doesnt love men?
MarCia983 [6:18 PM]: lesbos?
MarCia983 [6:18 PM]: omg lol
MarCia983 [6:18 PM]: wow-thats obvious!

MarCia983 [6:15 PM]: S-SWEET E-EXCELLENT X-XHILARATING!

mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: lets make-out
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: lol
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: jk
MarCia983 [6:12 PM]: omg lmao
MarCia983 [6:12 PM]: wow
MarCia983 [6:12 PM]: haha
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: lol
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: i was bored
MarCia983 [6:12 PM]: haha i can tell
MarCia983 [6:12 PM]: im putting that in my lj

DarkJazzAngel [11:16 PM]: see yah
DarkJazzAngel [11:16 PM]: oh and wear your clay shirt on monday
MarCia983 [11:16 PM]: lol no, its too long
MarCia983 [11:16 PM]: i sleep with caly
MarCia983 [11:16 PM]: clay&
MarCia983 [11:16 PM]: *
DarkJazzAngel [11:16 PM]: OMG that's great
DarkJazzAngel [11:16 PM]: okie
MarCia983 [11:16 PM]: HAHA OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!

This convo...omg...I almost DIED!
ChUcK22s [10:12 PM]: we should hang out soon, i wanna show u my side of life
MarCia983 [10:12 PM]: i would love to
ChUcK22s [10:12 PM]: coolo
MarCia983 [10:12 PM]: yep

mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: hi
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: my lover
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [6:12 PM]: will u marry me
MarCia983 [6:13 PM]: lol of course I will!

DarkJazzAngel [4:47 PM]: kiki's delivery....may i take ur order???
DarkJazzAngel [4:48 PM]: yes please...one fried duck
DarkJazzAngel [4:48 PM]: and one jimmy to go
MarCia983 [4:48 PM]: haha oh wow
MarCia983 [4:48 PM]: that was awesome!
DarkJazzAngel [4:48 PM]: wait.....our jimmy's and ducks are the same thing....are ya sure you're ok?
MarCia983 [4:48 PM]: haha oh wow

Cassie: Get ya get ya get ya FETUS!

shamrock8017 [11:05 PM]: i love you marcia!
MarCia983 [11:05 PM]: awww thanks
MarCia983 [11:05 PM]: why do u love me? lol
shamrock8017 [11:05 PM]: i just do. your fun
MarCia983 [11:05 PM]: aww thanks!
shamrock8017 [11:05 PM]: u made camp livable

Me: I'm obsessed with love!
Sny: That's nice! ::chewing goldfish::

Me: I almost typed cornfish!
Sny: That would be interesting to eat!

Karin: Dear Eric! What else?
Sny: Will u marry me cuz I love u with my heart and soul!

Sny: Dear @$$ man, I love ur ass! It's so touchable!

MarCia983 [10:47 PM]: omg seriously Ashley, im not lesbo, but ill kiss u
OddChildOfMars [10:47 PM]: lol its ok, go kiss your ass man
OddChildOfMars [10:47 PM]: wow that sounds wrong if read out of context

Sny: We could always type it!
Me: Yah, if we could figure out what it says!

Karin: Darn nabbit! It's sputtering!
Sny: Buttering?

Me: It's FEENIS! Rhymes with PENIS!

Anne: Missy is a fetus!
Sny: She doesnt even deserve to be a fetus!

Me: OOOOOO!!!! ::un-tying strap from shirt::
Sny: ::laughing, as stripping me::
Me: Yah, and then it falls down and u will see a strapless boob!

Me: ANNE ANNE ANNE!
PENISES OFF! ::IT RISES::

Anne: PENISES AND FETUSES RULE THE EARTH LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMOA!

chasingthecookiemonster@hotmail.com says:
dont be sad!
ilovehottness234@hotmail.com says:
be happy?
chasingthecookiemonster@hotmail.com says:
yes!

MarCia983 [9:58 PM]: SHUT UP AND KISS ME! U HAVE LUECK?
MarCia983 [9:58 PM]: haha oh yah, we discussed this earlier! lmao
mAnDaPaNdErS03 [9:58 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:58 PM]: omg that was awesome

chasingthecookiemonster@hotmail.com says:
im all owwwww haha

Anne: fetus! we should have a war between fetuses and penises
Me: OMG! LMAO!

Sny: U want Greg's
Me: Greg's what?
Sny: ::laguhing:: Ya know, I never used to be this perverted...well, till I met u!

Sny: Ur not talking to her anymore! Did u break up?

Nne@hotmail.com says:
anything else you wnat for ur birthday?
Sha says:
lol ummm surprise me!
Nne@hotmail.com says:
OK!
Sha says:
with sex! haha jk jk

Sny: GOLDFISH TASTE LIKE GREEN!
Me: Now colors have flavors??

Nne@hotmail.com says:
LMAO LMAO OMG I HAVE WATER COming out of my eyes im laughing so hard
Sha says:
lol u mean ur crying?!?

Sny: High, ur high!

Me: ::laughing::
Sny: WHAT IS UR PROBLEM?

Me: LICK ME!
Sny: LICK KEN!

Sny: 123
Me: Are u counting my boobs?!?

Sny: We dont have boobs anymore, we have BOONS!

Me: My dearest Fetus
Sny: I love ur hands!

Me: HE FLASHED ME!
Sny: We'll call him FLASH MAN!
Me: Haha! Flash man, and @$$ man! THATS AWESOME!

Me: Penis!
Cassie: No dickhead!

Karin: THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY!
Sny: OH WOW-IT DOES!
Me: Who him?
Sny: YES!

hersheykiss64325 (4:32:51 PM): what does ant have that he knows how to use?
hersheykiss64325 (4:32:55 PM): lmaso
hersheykiss64325 (4:32:57 PM): lmao**
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:33:08 PM): P-nis
hersheykiss64325 (4:33:12 PM): haha YES!
hersheykiss64325 (4:33:22 PM): u win a million dollars!!

hersheykiss64325 (4:31:07 PM): and im very happy that i have a friend like SNY
hersheykiss64325 (4:31:10 PM): cuz i love her!
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:31:12 PM): lol
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:31:18 PM): i love sha 2
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:31:21 PM): i have a plan
hersheykiss64325 (4:31:23 PM): lol thats so special :D
hersheykiss64325 (4:31:25 PM): what?
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:31:28 PM): we'll be lesbos and get married
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:31:29 PM): haha
hersheykiss64325 (4:31:35 PM): OH YAH! YAY!
mAnDaPaNdErS03 (4:31:39 PM): haha

DarkJazzAngel [4:09 PM]: HEHEH BANANA....PENIS SAME THING
MarCia983 [4:09 PM]: LMAO
MarCia983 [4:09 PM]: OH WOW

Me: 123! ::flashes people::
Sny: OH MY GOD! U FLASHED MY NEIGHBOR!

sparklebaby319 [4:00 PM]: i told my mom i was gonna make out with my shoes
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: omg lol what?

Sny: im theresa! *flips hair*
Sha:im barbie then!
Sny: together we make the barbie crew!

Sny: look at him! *points at cracker barrel*
Sha: oh my!
Sny: hes helping the gurls! lets join!
Sha: ok! 3somes! yay!

Me: Touch my @$$ b4 u leave! FOR GOOD LUCK!
Missy: uhh no!

Drew: I like eggs!
Me: I like men!

Ant: The SNY what family?
Me: SNYGOCZ!
Ant: Oh! Gotcha! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BUTLER!!
Me: Ok!

Me: (yelling at my sister) GET OUT! LEAVE!
Karin: RIGHT NOW! Ok, ok, I'm leaving!

Me: I'm Frick!
Amanda: And I'm Frack!

Cassie: How's your @$$?
Me: It hurts!

Me: I think I have randomness disorder!
Ten: Really now?
Me: YEP! :D
Ten: All righty then!

Me: U know what?
Ten: What?
Me: @$$ man's nickname has nothing to do with his @$$!
Ten: Oh wow-ur right! IT DOESN'T!

Me: U make me warm and fuzzy inside to like the millionth degree!
Cassie: Oh wow-OK MARSH!

Me: How does Fetus tie his shoes? How does he ride a bike? How does he clap? How does he pee? How does he open wrappers?
Anne: No clue!
Me: THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.....

Anne: ICEBURG IS HOT!
Me: Well, I LOVE ALL THE MEN IN THE UNIVERSE :P Beat ya! HAHA!

Ten: Look at what Tanya and I wrote! "Una dia, era un hombre se llamabamos Feto. Feto tiene cuatro dedos!"
Me: What does that mean?
Ten: one day, there was a man we called Fetus. Fetus has 4 fingers!
Me: OMG! That's awesome!

Caitlin: ::flashes @$$ man::
Lil' boy: ::eyes widen::
Me: OMG! DID U JUST FLASH @$$ MAN?
Caitlin: YES! ::laughing::
Me: U ARE CRAZY!

Lora: U are a GREAT escort Marcia!
Me: Why thank u :D

Ten: I dare u to go tip that guy over there cuz of his hottness!
Me: OMG! NO WAY! I will if he SHOWS ME THE MONEY!
Ten: OH WOW!

Me: OMG CASSIE!
Cassie: What?
Me: Ya know how my grandpa has a boat?
Cassie: Uhhh YES, we are on it!
Me: Well we should do the TITANIC POSE!
Cassie: OK!
::WE POSE FOR THE CAMERA::

Cassie: Mom, can we go across the way to get a slushie?
Cassie's mom: Ok, but hurry back!
Me: ACROSS THE WAY?!? ::laughing::

Me: I'M GONNA MAKE U LOVE ME! YES I WILL, YES I WILL!
::dancing::
Cassie: OMG MARSH! U ARE SUCH A NUTCASE!

Cassie and Ten: ::throwing my shoes into the guys locker room::
Me: MAYBE I'LL SEE SOMEONE NAKED!

Holls: My daughters on skates, urs is on bbbbbblllllaaaaaaaddddddddeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!

Landon: MARCIA AND HOLLY TO THE SNACK BAR!
Holls: OMG! MARSHIE, PINCH ME, PINCH ME!
Me: Ok! ::pinches her::
Holls: OUCH! I cant believe he just called us to the snack bar!

Landon: THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO MARCIA AND HOLLY!
::sk8er boi is playing::
Me and Holls: OMG!!! ::screaming::

Me: Here's ur money!
Landon: AND HERE'S UR CHANGE!

Retard: Whats ur phone number?
Holls: ::says first 3 numbers then stops::
Me: ::laughing::

Holls: Am I hallucihearing?

Me and Ten: GALLETAS DEL FETO!

Holls: The rink is so nice! LOOK! They gave me a twicket, and a piece of gum! LOOK MARSHIE! See? It's JUICY FRUIT!
Me: I see, I see! I got the same thing!

Me: Ok, see how they are bending?
Holls: Yes
Me: Well they look like bananas!
Holls: HUH? NO THEY DONT!
Me: YES THEY DO!

Ten: Verb...it's what YOU DO!
Me: Skate...its my VERB!

Me: Guys?
Cassie and Ten: Yes?
Me: We are sitting in a broken booth!
Ten: Yes Sha, we are.
Me: Well, lookie here! ::shakes it back and forth::
Cassie: ::laughing::
Ten: OMG!

Ten: Andrew's last name should be Hanson so we can call him the lost Hanson brother!
Me: TOTALLY!

Ten: Curly hair is so much fun! U pull it, and it springs!
Me: Shall I demonstrate on BK?

Ten: 1....6.....17....
Me: What are u doing?
Ten: Counting everytime Andrew slaps my hand!

Guy: Debbie, where are the children?
Debbie: THEY ARE IN THE YELLOW PONCHOS DEAR!
Me: Amanda?
Amanda: Yah?
Me: EVERYONE IS IN YELLOW PONCHOS!
Amanda: ::laughing::

Me: GOODBYE JOHNCLAUDE RUPERT MICHIGAN J FROG!
Jackie: Marcia, its a FROG!
Colin: Yes, but we have to say goodbye!
Jackie: OK, OK! BYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!

Me: Ashley, Kenjamin is so hott!
Ashley: Yes, I know!
Me: He has plastic boxers and plastic legs! YET, HE IS SO HOTT!

Aaron: Marcia, u have a new name!
Me: I do?
Aaron: AHUH! Bonifa!

Holls: Work it, let me work it, put the keyboard down, and call me back!

Marcia: OMG! THE TREE!
Tim: Has a penis?
Marcia: YES!!

Tory: I got a great butt shot today!
Me: U got a shot in ur butt? OUCH!
Tory: NO! OF THE FRENCH GUY! IN OTHER WORDS, I SAW HIS @$$!

Me: Vince has the magic stick! And u are the BAD @$$ CHICK!
Tory: OK, WOW!

Me: IT'S RAINING!
Missy: SIMPLE PLAN ON THE ROOF!!

Steve: Ouch! I got rocks in my @$$!
Me: OMG! ::laughing:: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Sarah: ::in the middle of a story-a pig falls down:: IT'S LIKE MARCIA!
Me: ::laughing::

Reed: Let's see whose spit goes farther!
Me: OK!
::we both spit into the Mississippi River::
Reed: MINE FLEW MORE!

Colin: Goldfish! YUM!
Me: Yes, and they are different colors!

Tom: Oreos make the world go round!
Me: TOTALLY!

Me: Mark would marry his ukelele if it was human!
Missy: Yes, he prolly would!

Me: What is a cheesemaker?
Brenden: Someone who makes CHEESE!

Me: Whats that say, FETUS?
Brenden: No Marcia! It says FETISH!!

Me: FETUS!
Alex: OMG MARCIA! At the shelter there is a cat named FETUS!
Me: No way! Does he have 4 fingers?
Alex: ::laughing:: NO!
Me: Oh, well I want him anyways!

Me: Somebody's gonna get a sticky surprise!
Kaitlyn: OH WOW!

Ten: I'M HAVING A C-O-W FRANK!
Me: I'm sorry!

Ten: ::saying something to me about @$$ man::
Me: OMG! HE IS SO HOT!
Andrew: ::looks at us, and smiles::

Mr. Whalen: Take out Keep the Candle Burning!
Ten: Seperate the Ghetto?

Me: Get low, get low.... TO THE WEEN-DOW!
Cassie: WEEN-DOW!!!!

Me: TEN JABISKAS!
Ten: OMG! IT SOUNDS LIKE TEND UR BISCUITS!

Ten: Sha isnt short for Marcia, its short for SHANAYNAY!

Ten: Melissophobia-Fear of bitchy people

Cassie: When u decide to get married, pick one guy, not all!
Me: I'll try! :D
Cassie: And then, when he says yes, say: HOTTIE! HOTTIE! I WANT UR BODY! BODY!
Me: For sure chica!

Me: I'm Bonifa Banana and I come to say, I want to have --- in a healthy way!
Cassie: Oh wow!

Me: On the Spanish test, there was a guy named MARIO! SUPER MARIO BROTHERS! The other 2 could be @$$ man and BK!

Holls: What does the root beer thing taste like?
@$$ man: It tastes like @$$!
Landon: No, u taste like @$$!

Missy: I miss not having a MARCIA-riffic time in Bio with u!
Me: Aww! I miss it too!

Cassie: Hey! A 2fer!
Me: TELL IT TO HIS PENIS!

Me: OMG! THE U IN AHUH LOOKS LIKES...
Cassie: I know! Came to my mind right away!

Me: I like hurting my sexually active men!
Cassie: Marcia to the rescue! Man, he got hit in the head! He's not breathing! Marcia comes in. I CAN HELP! So she pulls out his dick, and gets it going! And then Marcia shakes his hand as he says: THANKS FOR DOING THE JOB!
Me: OH MY STARS!

Missy: U have cheese? SHARE THE WEALTH!

Ten: Patos! Van a Jimmy!

Missy: I live, and I rock!

Ten: I'm looking through the rink and I found an empty space, there are skates without an afro, but I cant forget his face! Tell me where did he go, I wanna know! WHERE DID JOHNNY GO?

Me: DUOPHREND INNEDUS! I NEED 2 FRIENDS!

Me: I'm aggravated. Dont push my buttons! OTHERWISE, I WILL COME TO UR HOUSE, AND I WILL CUT U! OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A BABE! (SEb)

Amanda: Clap clap bongo drums clap move the cup blap pick it up and dont mess up!

Ten: FETUS CANT PLAY THE CUP GAME! NOT ENOUGH FINGERS!
Me: OMG! I KNOW!
Ten: Maybe if we played with shot glasses?

Ten: I saw the spring concert thing in chorus today, and I saw the bitchiness queens in it, and i realized i was holding my pen like a knife....i want to murder them!...kinda like the scene in pschyo with the eee eeee eeee noises!
Me: OMG! U are dangerous!

Me: BEHOLD THE POWER OF KUBE!!!!!!!!
Ten: NO, Cheese!
Me: Cheese is Kube!

Me: My desk is broken, and its driving me up a tree! LIKE A SQUIRREL!

Me: Tilt head is tilting! TILTING, TILTING, LETS DO IT TOO!
::tilting head::
Ten: ::laughing::

Me: Whats an adjective again?
Ten: Like....FETUSLIKE!
Me: ::laughing:: PUT THAT!

Me: LOVE ME!
Ten: I already do!

Sny: See these pants I'm wearing?
Me: Yah, they look like Ant's!
Sny: Actually, they are! But they used to belong to BENNIGANS! (I think thats who)
Me: OMG! THEN THEY SHOULD BE CALLED THE HOTTNESS PANTS! CUZ HE IS HOT!

Me: OMG! DID @$$ MAN JUST WAVE....
Dad: At you? Yes.
Cassie: What? What did I miss?
Me: HE WAVED AT US!! ::screaming::
Tanya: Oh wow!

Me: OMG! BURGER KING! LOOK!
Tanya: I see! Is he....
Me: Wearing 2 different shoes, YES!

Me: He's really hot!
Guy: Thanks!

Bobby: AN ARMY OF COWS!
Cassie: FRANKS!
Me: OMG! ::laughing::

Anne: I have to go get ready :(
Me: NOOOOOO!
Anne: Yes!
Me: Ok, well at least tell Fetus I say hello!
Anne: LOL! Ok, we'll (me and Fetus) will text message u later!

Me: Can u do me a favor?
Tanya: Sure, what would that be?
Me: Go talk to @$$ man!
Tanya: Ok!
Tanya: HEY!
@$$ man: ::didnt hear us::
Me: DAMN!
Tanya: Sorry!
Me: It's ok...oh my stars...he has a NICE @$$!
@$$ man: ::turns around and smiles::

Me: ELBOW! ::elbowing Tanya::
Tanya: OH MY GOD! ::laughing:: HE'S LOOKING AT U!
@$$ man: ::turns around::

Me: A PENNY!
Tanya: Oh! It's heads up Marcia! IT'S GOOD LUCK!
Me: YAY!
::Burger King walks in::
Me: OMG! IT IS LUCKY! I SHALL CALL U THE BK PENNY!
Tanya: Oh god!

Me: I have 6 husbands!
Anne: Ok, what?
Me: I do! Kurtis, Curtis, Will, Oobi, Kyle, and Paul!

::In a survey:: FRUITS OF UR LABOR?
Me: MEN!

Me: SNY! LOOK! GOSH, JONATHAN IS SO HOT!
Sny: No kidding!
Me: I want to lick him, and tell him that he has more flava than a lifesava!
Sny: ::laughing:: Yes, he does!

Me: Fetus is bad luck!
Tanya: Not tonight, look!
Me: OMG! IT'S @$$ MAN!

Me: TANYA! HIS PHONE IS RINGING!
Tanya: I can see that!
BK: Yeah (a bunch of times he says that), 8:47, bye
Me: OMG! HE SAID 8:47!

Kaitlyn: It smells like popcorn!
Me: HIM?
Kaitlyn: I dont know, maybe!
Me: We'll call him POPCORN NOW!
Kaitlyn: OK!

Joe: Yah, I know the curly haired guy.
Me: OMG! BURGER KING?
Joe: HUH?
Me: U KNOW HIM! HOOK ME UP!
Joe: OK.
Me: U WILL BE MY HOOKER UPPER!
Joe: WOW-Ummm no!
Me: ::laughing::

Me: ::I stop::
Cassie: LOOK! IT'S BURGER KING!
Me: I can see that!

Stef: ACORN!
Me: Yes?
Stef: The whole reason we call u that is cuz u are a NUT!
Me: OMG! YES! And cuz my name backwards looks like Acorn, ya know..
A-I-C-R-A-M!
Stef: Ok, wow!

Ryan: U do know that that's our DJ singing?
Me: Yes, I'm aware!
Ryan: Go applaud him!
Me: ::applauding him::

Me: I love @$$ man's sideburns-makes him look HOT!
Tanya: Yah, no kidding!
Me: Man, they rank right up there with BK's @$$ on my favorite things list!
Tanya: Haha-U have one of those?

Me: You know what would be funny? If i started licking Jonathan (the hot guy at the gymnastics place), and I said to him "Man! You really do have more flavor than a lifesaver!", and then he would be like "WHAT?!?" And I would be like, "U TASTE LIKE CHEESE!" and he would be like "what are u talking about?" and i would say, "YOU! YOU TASTE SOOO GOOD!" and then I would break into song...I WANNA LICK LICK LICK LICK U FROM UR HEAD TO UR TOES!" And THEN, I would be like "U ARE MY NUMBA 1 IN THE CAC!" And then he would start fluttering his eyelashes at me! Oh, and then after that, we would start making out to some random song...hmm...like....STACY'S MOM! And he would sing it like this: "Marcia has got it going on, shes all I want, and I've waited for sooo long! Marcia cant u see, ur totally the girl for me! I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with MARCIA!" And THEN we would drive off into the sunset in a lil red corvette, while I sing the song!!
THE END!
Anne: OMG! U ARE SUCH A FETUS MARCIA!
Me: I know!

Dad: Go fetus, its ur bday!
Me and Sny: ::laughing::

Me: They are hot! Let's follow them!
Sny: OK!
Da: Oh gosh!

Sny: Don't tell Jonathan that Marcia thinks hes hot!
Ant: ::talking to Jonathan:: Oh, I didnt know I couldnt tell Jon that Marcia thinks he hot!
Me: OMG! ANT, I HATE U!

Me: SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS HAVING A BABY!
Anne: OMG! ::laughing::

Me: LOOK! I'M DOING PILATES!
::run into Anne's closet door::
Anne: OMG! DID U BREAK IT?
Me: oops!

Me: Once upon a time, in the magical land of FETUSES, lived 4 girls. They were Sha, Sny, Da, and Ten. Of course they were best friends, and were boy crazy. Well, all except for one, Da. Da wasnt interested in boys all that much. I mean, she liked them, but wasnt completely boy crazy like Sha and the others. Anyways, in this magical land in a blue castle way up on Cloud SIXTY (LMAO!) Nine Mountain, lived MEN. Thats right, MEN! Sha's favorite! Ok, well these MEN, were named C***, ANDREW, JOHNNY, AND BENJAMIN. (Da, if I knew who u liked, I would put their name in there). They were girl crazy, and had a secret crush on all the girls that lived in Sugar Rush Valley. (Which were Sha, Sny, Da, and Ten). Well, one day, Sha and Sny's flying pigs, Hector and Scatula, escaped and started to stalk the flying monkeys! Now, in the land of FETUSES, flying monkeys were bad. Kinda like Cupid, and attracted all the flying pigs. So of course, the girls started going crazy, and had to call the exterminator!-JOE SCHMO!
Anne and Sny: Ok, ummm wow!

This a convo me and Anne had awhile back...
MarCia983 [9:24 PM]: omg Sha is hyper
MarCia983 [9:24 PM]: cuz im excited now
MarCia983 [9:24 PM]: but sad too
MarCia983 [9:25 PM]: excited cuz Sny is coming home tomorrow
MarCia983 [9:25 PM]: and sad cuz u are leaving for 3 days!
Stager28967 [9:25 PM]: awww
MarCia983 [9:25 PM]: yes
Stager28967 [9:25 PM]: i will show you picturea
MarCia983 [9:25 PM]: so right now, im feeling 50/50
Stager28967 [9:25 PM]: pictures though
MarCia983 [9:25 PM]: YES! u definitely will!
MarCia983 [9:25 PM]: :)
Stager28967 [9:25 PM]: yep
Stager28967 [9:26 PM]: so we will have to get together sometime then
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: yes!
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: lol im pretending that BK just said that
Stager28967 [9:26 PM]: lol
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: I LOVE U JOHNNY! (THATS HIS NAME), U ARE SO DAMN FINE!
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: u are ALL mine!
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: lmao
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: ok, no more sexual urges Marcia!
MarCia983 [9:26 PM]: oh sorry, Johnny!
Stager28967 [9:27 PM]: lol thats GREATNESS!
MarCia983 [9:27 PM]: Hi! I'm ANNE! Marcia's friend!
MarCia983 [9:27 PM]: lmao
MarCia983 [9:27 PM]: ok enough of my role-playing
Stager28967 [9:27 PM]: lo;
Stager28967 [9:27 PM]: okay then
MarCia983 [9:27 PM]: hehe
MarCia983 [9:27 PM]: that was fun
MarCia983 [9:27 PM]: This is Chuck..
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: I LOVE U MARCIA!! jk
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: This is me....
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: GRRR THANKS A LOT CHUCK
Stager28967 [9:28 PM]: lol i love your role playing though
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: hehe thanks
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: omg lol
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: i feel like telling a story
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: ok
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: here we go...
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: ONCE UPON A TIME
MarCia983 [9:28 PM]: in the magical land of FETUSES
MarCia983 [9:29 PM]: lived a ton of people
MarCia983 [9:29 PM]: SHA, NNE, TEN, SNY, DA, ANTHONY, ANDREW, ICEBURG, JIMMY, HERCULES, BK, @$$ MAN, PLUS MORE
MarCia983 [9:29 PM]: we were all friends
MarCia983 [9:29 PM]: and Sny and I owned flying pigs
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: u owned a dragon named...
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: PIXIE
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: she was purple with blue spots
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: she had a bf named SAMATHY
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: and they were going to have a kid, but didnt
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: anyways
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: one day
MarCia983 [9:30 PM]: they all wanted pizza!
MarCia983 [9:31 PM]: so they went to the pizza maker in the sky, and had the pizza maker make them a pizzq
MarCia983 [9:31 PM]: pizza*
MarCia983 [9:31 PM]: it was called...Randomness Fun PIZZA!
MarCia983 [9:31 PM]: they all ate it, and got high!
MarCia983 [9:32 PM]: Marcia was dancing around naked, and she was having sexual urges, while Nne was flirting with ICEBURG
MarCia983 [9:32 PM]: lmao
MarCia983 [9:32 PM]: and THEN a bear came named ROY, and ruined the entire thing!
MarCia983 [9:32 PM]: Sny started running into walls, and the bear almost ate her!
MarCia983 [9:32 PM]: BUT JOE, CAME TO THE RESCUE!
MarCia983 [9:33 PM]: he grabbed her, and started dancing, then took off like TARZAN!
MarCia983 [9:33 PM]: then he started singing
MarCia983 [9:33 PM]: HEY YA! WITH THE FINGER MOTIONS AND EVERYTHING!
MarCia983 [9:33 PM]: And then horses came into the picture
MarCia983 [9:34 PM]: and started trampling the flowers! oh no@
MarCia983 [9:34 PM]: so then BK came and started singing: 773-202-LUNA!
MarCia983 [9:34 PM]: and that scared everyone away!
MarCia983 [9:35 PM]: then, we all went to Marcia's magical castle, and lived happily ever after!
MarCia983 [9:35 PM]: THE END!
Stager28967 [9:35 PM]: ilove it
MarCia983 [9:35 PM]: lol me too
Stager28967 [9:35 PM]: its the greatest story ever!
MarCia983 [9:35 PM]: i know lol
Stager28967 [9:35 PM]: you should write it out
MarCia983 [9:35 PM]: im gonna save that one
MarCia983 [9:35 PM]: ill type another one while ur away, and when u get back it'll be a surprise!

Chris: do u want to do me
Me: lol i dunno...do i?
Chris: damn that was good
Chris: lol
Me: haha what do u mean by that? lol
Chris: u outsmarted me
Me: lol

Chris: your so nice to me
Chris: i dont think anyone else is that nice
Me: Why, thank u :D

Me: He looks like an airplane!
Tanya: He looks like my ass?
Me: ::laughing:: NO!!

Me: BURGER KING ::turning around, bumping into ppl::
Tanya: MARCIA! LOOK OUT! PEOPLE!

Me: OMG TANYA! LOOK AT THE STICKER!
Tanya: Which one?
Me: The one that says YOU MAKE ME SAD! I WANT THAT! AND I CAN GIVE ONE TO FETUS!!!
Tanya: OH MY GOSH!

Me: ::stuttering:: HIS @$$! Hercules, bending over the skate room counter! NOW!!
Tanya: OH MY GOD!
Me: It's just calling out our names Tanya! Shall we go slap it?
Tanya: OMG! MARCIA!

Russian Roulette: Are u staying or leaving? GET OUT OF MY AISLE!
BK: ::laughing::
Tanya and I: ::cracking up::

Me: I like sucking on these mints! THEY ARE GOOD!
Tanya: SUCKING ON WHAT?
Me: A MINT!
Tanya: OH-I THOUGHT U SAID A DICK!

Sny: what if i have lunch with ant?
Sha: that would be cool!
SNy: no it wouldn't!
Sha: yes it would!!
Sny: fine you have him!
Sha: i will! :D i would take Ant anyday!

Sny: I'm 2 sexy for my ass so dont take ass man away
Me: OMG! That was awesome!

Kaitlyn: The corn's a poppin'!
Me: OMG! That sounded sooo wrong!
Kaitlyn: Well he IS! LOOK!
Me: Oh wow-TMI!

Me: HOTTNESS!
Cassie: ::laughing:: U do realize that @$$ man heard that?
Me: OMG! NO WAY!
Cassie: YES WAY!

Ten: i have a cac moment
Sny: what
Ten: ::puts chalk on hands::
Sha:are u crazy?
Ten: ::slaps hands on butt:: CAC!
Sny, Da, and Sha: ::slap butts with chalk::

Sha: want a gummy bear?
Sny: sure
Sny: its not a gummy bear!, its a techno bear!

Sny: glitter!!
Sha: ok
Sny: my goo *puts it on Sha*
Sha: sticky!!
Sny: woops

Anne: I'm gonna go change!
Me: Ok.
Anne: WATCH OUT! FLYING BRA!!!

Me: ::siging to Pimp Juice::
Holls: What is that? GATORADE?

Ten: I'm marrying you! That means me and Amanda will be sister in laws!
Ant: WHAT?!?
Me: Well guess what? YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE! CUZ I'M MARRYING YOU TOO!
Ant: Oh wow.

Holls: LADIES HANDS UP!
Me: NO NO NO NO NO! FETUS FINGERS UP!

Sny: i want tinkerbell so i can fly
Sny: and then ill be on peter pans site
Me: lmao here's you: I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY!
Sny: and ill go weeeeeeeeeee! ull go: wait 4 me! take me 2 jonathan so we can stalk him!

Me: My head hurts!
Mark: Well ya know what? I wouldnt be complaining! MY ASS IS BROKEN!
Me and Missy: ::cracking up in a SILENT study hall::

Me: YOU HAVE A HAIR ON UR BOOB!
Cassie: ::laughing in study hall::
Me: ::taking the hair off her boob:: IT'S ALL BETTER!

Me: OMG CASSIE, OMG! HE'S HAVING A BONER!
Cassie: Who?
Me: TRAVIS! LOOK!
Cassie: OMG! NO, IT'S HIS PANTS U DUMB@$$!
Me: Do pants do this? ::raises finger::
Cassie: EWW! NO! ::laughing::
Me: THAT'S IT! WE'LL CALL HIM BONER!
Cassie: OK?

Mrs. Jacobson: And the FETUS...
Cassie and me: ::laughing::

Me: MT BUTT MAN! RAT A TAT TAT Y'ALL!
Ten: OMG! DID THAT SONG JUST SAY BUTT MAN?!?
Me: YES! See! I told u!

Barbara: So ur more of a butt man then?
Brenden: Yep ::smiles::
Me: BUTT MAN!!!!!!!!!

Me: Lil' Blue Odyssey! (instead of lil red corvette)
Karin: U are sooo weird!

Sny: look, hes looking at us!
Sha: i know!
Sny: see? ::points finger at him::
Sha: i can see! put the finger down!
SNy: hes showing off! by flipping his @$$ towards us!
Sha: manda, i can see! what am i gonna do with u?

Me: Cassie, we are inventing something!
Cassie: What?
Me: BOY IN A BOX!
Cassie: Ok! We'll have to put him together though right?
Me: Yes! And all the twigs and berries will be there!
Cassie: OMG! ::laughing::

Sny: i got water on my white shirt! it glows!!
Sny ::sha and da go 2 the bathroom::
Sha:ill put water on my boobs, so they'll glow!
Sha ::puts water on her boobs::
Sha: look! my boobs are glowing
Sny: oh my marcia, i can't belive u did that!!

Me: I want to be generous today!
Ant: I'm HUNGRY!
Carl: Me too!
Sny: I gotta pee!
Me: Ok, lets go to KFC!
All of us: ::walking to KFC::
Ant: Let's go through the drive through!
Me: NO! That's for cars RETARD!
Me: ::walking up to drive through::
Sny: NOOOO! DON'T!!!
Me: I'M NOT! I'm looking at the menu!
All of us: ::walk into KFC::
Me: Laptop for Ant, chicken for Carl, and bathroom for Sny! EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!

Sny: Dont forget the fricken coke!
Me: OMG! OK, I WON'T!

Sny:how do u stick tampons up ur @$$?
Sha: u got me! i have no clue!
Sny: i know! u go 1 2 3 and then magically it flows up ur ass bc its easy as 123! see sha? i told u micheal jackson would come in handy!

Eric: ::does that crazy thing he does::
Me: That's hot!

Sny: look!
Sha ::looks::
Sny: ::closes eyes::
Sny: can u see me now? good!
Sha: manda, ur such a ditz!

Ten: Amanda stop attacking me!
Sny: Boom Boom!!
Da: Whats that supposed to mean? BOOM BOOM? LIKE GUNS OR SOMETHING?
Sny: YAH!
Me: ::laughing::

Me: How the hell do u work this mop?
Kaitlyn: You are so blonde Marcia! ::tries filling up the bucket, and spills::
Me: ::laughing:: OK, I AM NOT THAT BLONDE!

Me: Work it, let me work it!
Holls: Put his penis down....
Me: FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT! OMG! How would that work?

Me: OMG! LOOK!
Tanya: WHAT?
Me: Fetus can clap! HE CAN REALLY CLAP!!
Tanya: OMG MARCIA!

Joe: Hail PRINCESS FIONA!
Me: Who is that?
Joe: YOU!
Me: Oh, can u get me licorice from Johnny over there, SHREK?
Joe: SURE!

Me: OMG TANYA! LOOK AT HIS @$$!
Tanya: HE IS SO HOT!
Me: Like..HOTTER THAN BOILING WATER!!!

Ash: i'll talk to him
Me: lol u will?
Ash: OMG U WOULD DO THAT?
Ash: no, seriously. bring me along, i'll fix everything.
Ash: yeah, i would
Me: omg i would kiss u!

Anne: U GOT MAIL!
Me: OMG! I DO?
Anne: Yes! FROM ME!

Me: Cassie, my @$$ is bruised!
Cassie: OK?
Me: NO, SERIOUSLY! LOOK!
Cassie: Ok, I dont need to see that!

Ten: Why does Craig always look high?
Me: I dont know! ASK HIM!

Me: FLY FLY FLY!
Sny: they go 2 the kingdom
Sny: and go woo hoo
Me: lmao!

Me: ANT NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF RT. 14 WITH SIMPLE PLAN!
Sny: Oh wow.
Missy: NO NO! ON THE ROOF! NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF RT. 14!

Sny: Sha guess what?
Sha:what
Sny: im a 9
Sha: 9? what?
Sny: my penis is a nine
Da:im 13
Sny:sha what are u?
Sha: 3... i have a small one!

Me: He's hot, but no sex!
Sny: Oh wow. When is this sex coming?
Me: WHEN I'M MARRIED!

Chris: I look older and more mature!
Me: THAT'S HOT!

Me: CHRIS HAS SIDEBURNS! YAY! I LOVE SIDEBURNS!
Sny: U like @$$es too!
Me: True, true!

Sha's mom: Manda what grade are u going into?
Sny: 7th
Sny: wait, 8th! woops
Sha: manda, u cant remember ur own grade? haha!

Me: I GET HIGH WHENEVER I SEE U!
Me: CUZ YA WANNA KNOW WHY?
Me: U ARE MY SUGAR RUSH!
Sny: Oh yah! Jesse is gonna sing that to me! :D

Me: OMG! IT SAYS SHA! ::I grab a tape out of Ten's tape rack thing::
Ten: ::laughing:: Actually, it says VHS, but Sha works too!
Me: OMG! I'M HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN! My bad!

Me: Penis!
Anne: Fetus!
Me: OMG! IT RHYMES!

Me: Take my clothes OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
Anne: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Me: NO! I wanna take off someone else's clothes **wink wink nudge nudge**

Me: C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! Great Baby! Yeah! (From Austin Powers)

Me: I'm sad, Ten is mad at me!
Drew: Just tell her to go BITE HER BOOB!

Ant: Say Indiana! Say it, say it!
Me: INDIANANA
Ant: ::laughing::

Me: *That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!* (with accent)

Me, Ten, Sny, and Da chanting: WE WANT U, WE WANT U, WE WANT U IN THE CUTE @$$ CREW!

Me at Chertkov's: Cant pay attention to you people...
Im too busy watching Jonathan...
Singing about Jonathan...
Even breathing, and eating Jonathan!....
So I have no time for you non-important people.

Tanya: Marcia, guess what?
Me: What?
Tanya: @$$ man is single!
Me: KACHING! KACHING!

Ten and me: Do a lil dance, have a lot of fun, go skate tonight, go skate tonight!

Ten: Who do u like better? @$$ man or BK?
Me: @$$ man! He's sooooooo tantalizing! Tantalizing-To excite (another) by exposing something desirable while keeping it out of reach! ::laughing::
Ten: OH WOW!

Me: Anne bite me lmao! I'm being bad!
Anne: Ok, I'll bit u! *bite bite*

Me: Here's a chocolate chip cookie! U have to take it. Wanna know why? Cuz ur a friend, and if u werent, I wouldnt be giving my last cookie away to you!

Anne: Where r u going?
Me: I'm trying to find FRANK!

Ashley: reaming a happy dream of someone who loves me back.
Me: l

This long weekend....

2004-10-12T01:20:12Z

Ok, so I havent updated for awhile..I think since Saturday or something? I dont know...lol, Ok so I'll start with Saturday night, so I think the last time I updated was Sat afternoon. I had ended up going out with Anne that night, which was a nice change. We went to Target, and I bought 2 cd's! :D Both really good! Anne and I took FOREVER shopping, cuz we kept stopping to press those buttons to listen to the music! It was fun, and got my mind off everything for a lil bit. Afterwards, we went to Borders to get smoothies, and look for the Everwood DVD. I got a Caramel Apple Smoothie, and OMG it was so good! Then, as we were browsing through the CD's and I saw a realllllly hot guy, and elbowed Anne, and accidently knocked over some CD's. It was great-lmao! Then, we started looking for the DVD, and Anne spotted it, and knocked over almost the entire rack! I laughed really loud! So yah..it was a pretty fun night!
Yesterday, (SUNDAY), my mom took me and my sister shopping for stuff for the wedding we have to attend on Saturday. It took forever, cuz my sis couldnt decide on a dress. It was driving me NUTS! We went from one mall to another, and finally, on the last stop of the day, she found something. I was thrilled. It was cute.
Then, today, I had off school since it's Colombus Day. Didnt do much. Watched my sister, and thats about it. Then, I went to Ten's, and she gave me my belated bday present-OMG-IT'S AWESOME! She got me 2 shirts, and a sweatshirt. Both shirts were tank tops, I was very happy bout that :D One was only 1 strapped, and it looked really cool. It said "I <3 the CAC" all down the front. I love it :D Then the other one was 2 strapped, and said "The CAC rocks my socks"-on the front, and on the back, it says: Join the hottness". It's an inside joke of ours :D That one was pretty damn cool as well! And the sweatshirt..well, its blue, and is a zip down the front kind, and on the back it says "Soon to be Mrs. Lefebvre". As u all know, that would be SEB from SP! My fave band in the whole world! GOD, I LOVE TEN! While I was there, we were having an SP party-lmao-we were watching everything we have of SP, and commenting on the hilarious things that they kept saying. I was enjoying myself! And NOW, I'm here-updating. Bored. And yah, I'm now done! OH NO IM NOT! LOL~ONE MORE THING! The rink called me!!!!!!!!!! I have an interview on Thursday at 8:30-I'll let ya know how it goes! Talk to u all later!
xoxo, 'Sha

REALLLLLLLLLY UPSET.

2004-10-09T23:49:44Z

Ok, so I thought today was gonna be a good day. My computer was actually cooperating, so I was able to download Yahoo radio, and I customized my own station, then SP came on the radio like 20 times, and I had my favorite thing EVER for lunch-A sub sandwich. I was all happy, and excited, but my day went downhill from there. I'm sitting here, crying. Why? I am really upset with my selection of friends right now. Skating is my life, and its why I'm alive, and the majority of my friends like doing it, but when they tell me they are gonna come and join me sometime, and never do, that gets me upset. The real thing that is bugging me though, is that I have been in numerous amounts of fighs throughout the last 2 weeks. Sometimes, I'll come home and say to myself WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THESE SORTA THINGS? WHY????? I dont have to put up with it. I could just walk away, but I dont. It's like I CAN'T. Ahhh...I'm so stressed. I called a ton of ppl today, and no one wanted to go out with me tonight. I'm left here, alone. I have found, that the majority of time, this is how it is. Life sucks-period.
...If u havent noticed, I'll say LIFE SUCKS one day, and the next, I'll be like I LOVE LIFE! I guess it all depends on what went on that day and stuff. Ya know? Like...when I see Eric, Johnny, or Alex, I love my life. I love it cuz they like me, and I feel so appreciated at the rink. And when I dont see them, I kinda shut down inside...to the point where I'm crying-OVER them-well, mostly ERIC, but...IDK.
For goodness sake, Eric is my love. Gorgeous to the 10th power squared. Makes me so upset to think about him now, cuz I know I wont get to see him tonight. Usually when I see him, I dont talk to him. I know he knows I'm alive, cuz we both went through a phase where we liked each other. I wonder if he still does? I know I do. And that will never change. And now, that I made it so obvious to him that I liked him, we are too shy to talk to one another. It drives me nuts.
And then last night, I had the weirdest dream. I dont remember exactly what happened, but I realized one thing. In the dream, I was graduating--and I went to the rink for the last time. EVER. All I remember is that I was so shocked cuz I didnt think it would happen so quick. And the next thing I know, I'm in Eric's arms, crying. Once I woke up, I had tears in my eyes. I'm now aware that I'm graduating soon. Not this year, but its coming. And I havent accomplished like anything. NOTHING. I am working on talking to Eric, and if I dont do it soon, I'm afraid hes gonna be gone. YA KNOW? ::sigh:: ALL THE STRESS IN MY LIFE!
Also, I was thinking about how teenagers have the worst life of any age group. Basically, all we do is work. I mean, I dont right now, but once u are out of high school, u have to stop work to go to college. Meaning that u only work for like 3-4 years? Doesnt make sense to me. And then theres acne, and drama, and all that. It's crazy. This year for me is all right, but at times, I wish it was better.
Oh, and yesterday, I found out that Nick has a girlfriend, and Chris doesnt seem to care much about me at all. HOW WONDERFUL. GUYS SUCK.
...Ok well I have come to the conclusion that I am talking too much. I'll update more later if I have anything else to say. In the meantime, go out, enjoy life.
xoxo, 'Sha

Last night...

2004-10-09T14:09:56Z

Ok...so yesterday was Carrie's party. It was ummm...interesting? Yah-thats it. We went to Pizza Hut first, and made a complete mess of the place-lol. It was great! Heather and I were looking out the window at all the hot guys that kept coming in and whatnot ;) It was great! Especially when we saw the SCHOOL SOCCER TEAM there-oh wow-I totally FREAKED!! Hottness galore! ANYWAYS, after Pizza Hut, we went to the rink. Lemme tell u, I was embarrassed to be there with them lol-everyone was dressed up, and I was so...PLAIN! It was ok though, it was still fun! I was skating realllly fast, and laughing so hard at certain times during the night. No one was there, which made me sad, but I was ok with it. Mario was in the party room with us :D I was so happy cuz he is adorable! No Eric, No Johnny :( Gosh, I miss them both so much. Eric moreso. I really hope that he is there tonight cuz I want to see him!! I like him so much, I cant even explain. It's craziness really. Now for those of you who know, should know that I love guys-almost all of them-lol ;)-but I have NEVER felt so in "love" with someone before. I have gotten to the point where all I do is think about Eric, and it interferes with my school work. That is such a bad thing-lol. For one, he's really cute, and second, he is amazing. So yah...I'm gonna stop talking about him cuz I am making myself sad!
...I hope I can go skating tonight. My dad is working, and my mom is in Chicago for the day, so that means my gma is coming over to watch us-well technically my sister-lol-and I'll be left here to do stuff for her. Ugh. I'll have to call my mom's cell later to see if I am able to go. I have money and all, its just the person I have to choose to go with me-everyone is so difficult these days...So yah-I'm in a predicament (sp?). HELP ME! Ok, well I'm gonna be going now, I'll update later! TALK TO U THEN!
XOXO, 'SHA

P.S. If u would like to go skating from 7-10 tonight, lemme know!

Blah.

2004-10-07T21:34:45Z

Hey :) Okay, so today was BORING. Stayed home from school, cuz I didnt feel well. I had woken up feeling sick, and somewhat dizzy. It was really strange. My mom looked kinda shocked when I told her, and advised me to stay home. So I did. I slept practically the whole day and had the weirdest dream-I'll tell ya in a second-and I watched a lil TV, played The Sims 2, and went on the internet. Exciting day huh? Oh yah-lol. Anyways, I'm feeling a lil better, and I will be at school tomorrow. I sorta HAVE TO BE cuz Carrie's party is tomorrow @ the rink-dont wanna miss that! LOL! Also, while playing The Sims 2, my 2 adopted kids (one girl, one boy) started KISSING! I was like WHAT THE HELL? And I started laughing! It was so interesting! Tonight I have to go buy Carrie's present, then my mom wants to take me to this college fair. I realllly dont want to go that far when I'm not feeling well-ya know? Ahh..I'll have to see whats going on tonight then.

...Now onto my dream...It must have been my bday party or something, cuz all these people were at my house and giving me presents. I was like WOW! And I seemed like I was EXTREMELY surprised when Eric, Johnny, and Alex all walked in! (@$$ man, BK, and Hercules). All of my friends were freaking too-it was great :D We were having a bonfire, and we were playing truth or dare in my room. My "room" looked a lil different, with lots of colors and pillows, and in general, it looked pretty cool. ANYWHO, I was dared to kiss @$$ man! I got all nervous and stuff, and my hands started shaking. Next thing I know, he's leading me to a laundry room that magically appeared next to my room. Everyone was in the hallway waiting for us to be finished or something. Eric started talking to me, and I was all like OMG! UR TALKING TO ME! He's like UHH-YAH, I AM! And then we got into a convo about the rink. It was neato :) And when we were done we all watched some scary movie. All the girls had "their" guy, and we were all squeezing them like no other. I wish that part of the dream was real. LOL. ANYWAYS, Tanya came in the middle of the dream with an electric guitar for me. And I was like TANYA! THIS IS FOR ME? And she's like "YEP!" It was weird. Then everyone left, and I was in my room just sitting there while Tanya was still out front. Then, she drove off, and yelled BYE MARCIA! And I woke up. It was realllly weird.

...And yah. That's all for now. I'll update later if anything exciting happens!
xoxo, 'Sha

OH WOW! :D

2004-10-07T02:44:45Z

HEY! BOOMBA! LMAO-That was great ;) Ok, so nothing exciting happened today in school. Here's an overview:
Geometry-Took a test...it was reallly hard!
Free-Chatted with Carrie. FUN FUN!
American History-The first part of this class we had an assembly which was great. I enjoyed it very much. The guy was talking about somebody with no fingers, and I thought of FETUS, and all the people near me looked @ me cuz like EVERYONE knows bout the whole "FETUS" deal. Also, the 2nd part of actual CLASS, we measured our "stride". It was a lot of fun :D Nick and I were screwing around with the yardstick! *wink wink* AND I almost whacked poor Chris in the head!
English-Animal Farm stuff...Not interesting AT ALL.
Lunch-Ate, and was kinda lonely..no one imporantant was there :(
French-Didn't have to go :D Group every Weds. 6th hour! For those of u who dont know what that is, its basically where u get out of a period, and talk about ur problems. It's fun!
Gym-Wasn't there today. I wasnt feelin well-my stomach was bothering me-so I went to the nurse, and slept.
Free-LOTSSSS of laughing this hour! It was neato :D Ryan kept looking at us cuz we were being so loud :D I loved it!
Physical Science-OH GOD. Cassie and I were going NUTS! We kept laughing, and were talking nasty :) I was having fun!

And as of tonight..I went skating! OMG! IT WAS SO AWESOME! I went with Cassie and the siblings as usual, and the minute I walked in, I started freaking! @$$ man was there-the wonderful DJ :) I was sooo smitten. LMAO! I noticed that he had wavy hair. I mean, I knew that before, but it looked extremely wavy tonight-it was adorable :D Gosh, I want him! Anyways, halfway through the night, BK walked in-YAY-and put skates on, and skated! I was so thrilled! I had an awesome time! Especially when I almost ran INTO Eric and Johnny while they were talking :D They kept turning around, and smiling at me. I was like OK! My stalker was also there :O I was so shocked, I didnt know what to do. I was hiding from him-lmao. OH! And they played the Fetus SONG there tonight, and I freaked! I YELLED FETUS, and BK looked at me, and smiled :) I was like awww! Gosh, on Friday, I have to DO SOMETHING about Eric. I need someone to motivate me lmao. Ok, well thats all for now! I will talk to YOU later! PEACE!
XOXO, 'SHA

Hey hey!

2004-10-06T01:06:02Z

Sorry I havent updated in awhile...Nothing all that exciting happened..yesterday I won a free dollar in the vending machine-lmao-it started blinking WINNER! WINNER! And I got all excited-it was great :) Anyways..today...here's an overview:
Geometry-Reviewed for test tomorrow-I hate this class....
Free-Did nothing, talked to a crying Holly :( Also, Z sat down next to me to look at the stuff in the vending machine-I was laughing SO HARD!
American History-Got Illinois Constitution tests back..I GOT A B! Hooray!!! :D
(Chris wasnt there! TEAR TEAR! I wanted to see what he thought of my note that I wrote him yesterday!)-almost fell asleep-I was soooo tired.
English-Flirted with Nick a LOT, and colored a bumper sticker! It was a lot of fun :D-I also shared my skittles with Nick as usual, which was of course, a highlight of my day!
Lunch-Nothing much happened...Laughed, and looked @ some gorgeous skaterish looking person at my table..hmm..wonder who he is!
French-Watched a movie. I almost fell asleep again :/ It was a lot of fun though.
Gym-Weight room today for a CV day. Ahhh I worked off my lunch today lmao. Nick was in there too, and OMG, he lifts a lot :D And man, while working out he looked DAMN FINE! There is this one machine that Cassie calls the "boob crusher"-czu that is literally what it does!
Free-OMG! LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of laughing today! Lots of talk about randomness of course, and staring at Ryan :D
....And after that period, I left to go to the dentist. Got pictures to see when I have to get my wisdom teeth out, and yah-a normal clean. Also, I got my new frames, and I'm so happy :D I LOOK AWESOME!

....Yah, thats all for today! Oh, one more thing...Last night, I had a dream about @$$ man...all I remember is me asking him to go somewhere on Saturday, and him telling me that he couldnt cuz he had to go to some place, and I had handed him a cake.-This was in the skate room. He ate half, and gave the other half back to me. It was so strange. Soon after that happened, I said BK ISNT WORKING-just out of the blue. Then, whoever was with me, noticed him, and said: HE'S WORKING NOW!
Ahuh, that was all that I remember...Well, I g2g now cuz my parents are being dumb@$$es as usual...See ya later.
xoxo, 'Sha

My party :)

2004-10-03T18:30:47Z

Hey! Ok, so I had my party last night...It was a lot of fun :D I'm sorry for those of u who werent invited. I could only have a certain amount of people, so it kinda sucked, but it was all good! Anyways, we did a lot more than I thought we would. We ate pizza, tie-dyed, played DDR, had a bonfire, plus more! I think I'm gonna do that more often...The only negative, was that only 3 ppl slept over. I wish more could, cuz that would have rocked my socks. And the people who did spend the night, go to bed a lil earlier than me, so I was pretty much "forced" to go to bed earlier if ya know what I mean. We ended up going to bed at like 12 or something. Usually when I have sleepovers, I am up till AT LEAST 2. Oh well, better luck next time. Other than that, I enjoyed myself. I felt a lil singled out after the bonfire, but I handled it pretty good if I do say so myself! And ya know what else? NO FIGHTS THIS TIME! SCORE! HAHA-Almost every time I have a party, there is a fight. It drives me crazy! But this time, everyone got along. I was THRILLED! (For those of you who bought me stuff-THANKS! I LOVED IT!)
...And yah, thats about all. I'm bored now that everyone left. Just waiting for someone to get online to talk...nobody is on, and that makes me sad :( Oh well..thats all I have to say for now. I'll update once something exciting happens-lol.
LOVE YA!
xoxo, 'Sha

GOOD MORNING!

2004-10-02T17:58:56Z

Hey! Good morning y'all :D Nothing much to say here, just a bunch of cute quotes and whatnot...HOPE U ENJOY!

( Y)(Y )
(, , )(*, ,)
xo (")(" )( ")(") oox

». . '`officially crushin on you`. «

its funny how big of an impact you have on me
it's like when i see you, you don't have to speak
all you do is smile and it can make my day
and that's how i ' remember my reason
for loving you --> ' dedicated to you .. <3

the best accessory a girl can have is her best friend - paris hilton

you and i are meant to be together . period .
the end . cue happy - ending music _* [ dc

there are two absolutes in life
[ friends and dancing ]
and the best times involve both!

"Last night, I had a dream that we went to Disney Land, went on all the rides, didn't have to wait in line. I took you to your house where we stared up at the stars. I listened to your heartbeat as I held you in my arms. We hung out at the rec room where we drank 'til half past two. Nothing could go wrong any time that I'm with you. Like
crashing a hotel room, or leading up to that first kiss, or searching for a high school that you know doesn't exist. These are the things that make me free. I feel like I'm stuck in 'Stand By Me'. This night was too good to be true." *The Ataris*

"Those nights when you can't sleep, you just might be in someone else's dreams."

Trying to explain my love for you is like tryin' to explain colors to a blind person, its just...well...IMPOSSIBLE!

...yah, thats all for now! I'll update later after my bonfire! See ya! :D

Oh WOW! Another GRRRREAT NIGHT!!

2004-10-02T04:01:58Z

Ok...so today was pretty cool. I flirted a LOT, and got a lot of guys attention..I was very thrilled :D PLUS, I had a normal conversation with both Chris and Nick!
Anyways, I have to tell u what happened tonight! I was so excited, it was unbelievable. First off, I called Holly as soon as I got home from school, and asked her if she wanted to go skating. For those of u who know her, are prolly aware that she usually doesnt want to go-due to issues that happened awhile back. Believe me,it took quite a bit of convincing, and lots of reminders of all the fun we have had there in the past, until she finally told me that she would go. Once we got there, I practically WIGGED out. @$$ man was standing at the door-collecting the tickets and whatnot. However, he noticed me, and smiled, then kinda moved back a bit. Not to sound over dramatic or anything, but I think he still likes me, cuz he was acting really shy when I walked in the door.-And believe me, Eric is NOT shy. Not the closest thing to it actually. Anyways, I get in and Holly yells "BURGERS!". I was like OMG! U REMEMBER?!? And she's like YAH! He's right there! And she starts yelling JOHNNY! BURGERS! JOHNNY! BURGERS! Pretty much until he turns around, and glances over at us like we're weirdos or something! It was pretty cute though, cuz everytime Holls would say it, he would smile a lil, and shake his lil curled head-lmao! One day I am gonna go up to him, and just pull his curls-they are so cute! :D ANYWHO...I also noticed that HERCULES was there. OMG-HE IS REALLLLLY HOT! Throughout the entire night, Johnny and Alex (BK AND HERCULES), were trying to get my attention. It was really strange actually, cuz it was more so Alex. It would be amazing if Johnny, Alex, AND Eric all liked me..I would like die-lol-and at this point in time, I almost think thats its true. They all stare at me, and do all the obvious things that makes me think that they like me. WOW. So confusing!
...Ok, well besides that, some highlights of my night:
*During Ladies Only, Alex was standing on the wall, with a sweatshirt tied around his sexy waist-haha-and he was somewhat covering his penis. For a second I thought was having a boner or something, cuz of the way he was acting, and I'm pretty sure thats what was going on. And then, everytime I would pass, he would look over, and smile, then cover himself. It was weird. I hope I was the one causing him to rise ;) LMAO-That was soooo wrong-my bad!
*During Guys Only, Alex slapped my hand EVERYTIME. I felt so loved, cuz he would skip like everybody, and as I watched him round the corner, he would touch my hand, and his hands are so manly, and soft...Ahh lol-I was like OMG. Also, he was trying to get Eric to touch my hand-I know cuz Alex was talking REALLLY loud-and poor Eric was like being pushed over by Alex to do so. And when he touched my hand, it seemed like he was afraid or something cuz he would touch the tips of my fingers, but it was like a special gesture thing into my hand. Get what I'm saying? Ahh...prolly not-lol. Never mind.
*ERIC DEDICATED YET ANOTHER SONG TO ME! I was just like OMG! DID U HEAR THAT?!? At first, it was just stuttering, and then I heard him say VERY SOFTLY, my name. I was in awe for the longest time, and didnt know WHAT to say.
*While skating, Holls and I always ended up behind the 3 hotties-ALEX, JOHNNY, AND ERIC OF COURSE :D-and they would all glance back at the same time.
*While Holls and I were sitting down, and they were skating, they would look over and smile EVERYTIME they went around.
*Eric sang "If You're Not the One" tonight...Man, his voice is so damn sexy :D I love it!
*Alex was waiting for Eric near the skate room, and once he came, Alex started telling Eric that he should skate with me-my bad, I was listening ;)-But he wouldnt, cuz he was too shy!
*While Holls and I were gettting ready to leave, BK was in the skate room, and Alex was standing there talking to him, all while looking at us...I knew they were talking about me, cuz I heard my name in the convo quite a bit.
*After I got my shoes back from BK, and said "Thanks, You're Welcome"-that sorta thing, I was handing Holls her water bottle, and BK glanced over and we locked (haha i almost typed LICKED) eyes for a second. He smiled when my eyes met his, and then he looked away.-All while smiling...THEN, as we were headed out the door, Alex gave tat "half smile" ya know, and I just smiled back.
....Man, I loved tonight. I had NO IDEA how much people liked me. I feel so loved, its unbelieveable. Now if only I could get a hold of one of those suckers ;D LMAO~Yah..I sound like such a whore...WHICH I'M NOT :D So yah, thats all for now.
I LOVE YA!
xoxo, 'Sha

HILARIOUS MOMENTS :D

2004-10-01T02:11:43Z

MY STORY: (IT'S WRONG)
Once upon a time lived a young man named Eric (his name is this due to my whole "incident" in the bathroom the other day). Young Eric had found that he had magical powers just like fetus! Well, technically he's more like Eeyore, cuz he had a removable tail, and Eric here had a detachable penis. He had a favorite quote that he constantly used, and it was as follows: "Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis."
For some odd reason, he was able to take it off, and put it back on! When he was in the urinal *cough cough*-he would lose track of where he left it, and the poor men that walked into the bathroom would be shocked to find a penis laying on the toilet seat. OH NO! So of course, Eric would always arrive back in the bathroom to find his penis there, and would re-attach it.
Then, one magical fetus day, Eric was in the bathroom, and Marcia happened to be standing in there with her friends! Poor Z was confused out of his mind, and asked what the chicks were doing in there. Of course Sha answered, and said: WE WANT TO SEE THAT 7 FER OF YOURS! So, carefully, Eric pulled it out! Accidently though, it fell off! And landed on Ten's foot! She screamed and put it in her backpack! Then we all ran down the hall screaming our heads off, with Z running after us! He was screaming: I WANT MY PENIS BACK!!!! And then FINALLY, Ten gave it back, and he started singing: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?"
Of course, us chicks had NO IDEA what he was talking about, so we started to leave. BUT THEN....

*DA DA DA DA*

He called us on over! And he started singing again! This time, his song went like this: "My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling."
Of course, none of us disagreed with that fact, so he drove us all to BK for burgers, and to make out with us in the parking lot! And then, I guess we were all getting him excited or something, cuz he said: There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout"

Of course all us girls were shouting, so it went along well with his little song....And then poor, very drunk off of ROOT BEER, Eric, said to all us:
So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
We disagreed at that time for some reason, and started taking his clothes off-pretty much stripping him-lol-and Ten goes: I GIVE THIS 2 THUMBS UP! And everyone else yelled DETACHABLE PENIS POWER in unison!

......And at the end of this wonderful story of mine, we all drove off in a LIL RED CORVETTE SINGING:
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)..............

THE END!

_=-O _
\/I\/
_/UU\_-can't touch this.

I love everything about you. From your gorgeous eyes, to your body, to your personality. Just looking at you makes me blush. And ya know what? Everytime you smile, or our eyes meet, I could almost swear my heart stops beating for a second. It's all because of YOU. The most gorgeous human being I have ever seen. Whether or not you like me the same way that I like you, I want you to know-I will ALWAYS love you. Not just because of your looks, but also because of WHO YOU ARE. Down to the curl in your hair, or the dimple in your cheek. Whatever makes you-YOU.
-Marcia
August 17, 2004

Since Ten put 'I love Sha Wynken' in her profile, I mine as well tell her I love her!...
I love you Ten Jabiskas! U are the bestest bestest CAC mistress in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! U ROCK MY SHOELACES!

*Ten: Do you like my new boots? I look like a moose!
Me: LMAO! YES!

Me: Today is a special day :D I saw my first *ahem*
Da: OH WOW!

Me: OMG! I SAW IT!!! I SAW IT!!!
Ten: Huh?
Me: His name starts with an E, ends with a C, and we call him Z! HAHA! IT RHYMES!

Me: CHRISTINE! PUT THE BOOBS AWAY! ::laughing::
Christine: TALK TO THE BOOBIES!

Me: There is a guy with a thong on his head in there!
Cassie: Where?!? ::flipping through pages really quickly::

Me: I'm in a spanky mood!
Ten: Really? I'll send Eric on over!

Veronica: Man, I would like to see that boy naked!
Me: I'm not disagreeing with you!

Me: Ten's got Mr. Sexiness in her pants!
Ten: OMG! IT WASNT LIKE THAT!

Luv4RonandHarry [8:47 PM]: Love, Happiness, and Detatchable Penises <~~~LONGGGG STORY!

The best Fetus related quote I have ever heard! *I heart you David!*
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms..."
...LMAO! As Ten would say, David is a cute dork :D That's why we love him! Right Ten Jabiskas?

MarCia983 [8:09 PM]: So show me yours I'll show you
mine "Tool Time"
Stager28967 [8:09 PM]: LMAO1

Stager28967 [8:10 PM]: Star light Star Bright wont u shine on me so i can find me a man! Star Light Star Bright wont u shine on me so i can have a PENIS!
MarCia983 [8:10 PM]: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Me: I'm having penises over here!
Chris: hi marcia

..........sorry, that was a pretty perverted entry...hope u enjoyed!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

2004-09-30T21:33:54Z

Once again, had a crappy @$$ day. I am telling ya, my last few weeks have been brutal. It's driving me nuts! Anyways, here's an overview of my day:
Geometry-Went over the hw from last night, and I have none tonight. That's a good thing!
Free-Talked to Anne, and stared at gorgeous Nick from across the room :D Tried finding Ryan, but he was hidden!
American History-Worked with partners on this one packet thing. It was all right I guess. It was a lil difficult, but thats ok. Also got grade reports. I am getting a fricken D! I'm so mad! Mr. Holter is reallllly pissing me off right now! AHH!
English-Animal Farm stuff. Kinda boring, but I was entertaining myself :D Talking to Nick, Kyle, and Chris was pretty much what I had done all period.
Lunch-Nothing exciting. Holls came back from the Drivers Ed place. SHE GOT HER LICENSE! I was so happy for her! GO HOLLY, ITS UR BDAY! LOL!
French-Always fun class. Learned some more interesting stuff! WHOO WHO!
Gym-Today this class sucked. Which normally isnt true at all. The reason? Well I was talking to Cassie about everything that was bothering me, and she totally disagreed. She wasnt very happy, and refused to be my partner for Tennis. So, she traded spots with Christine. No one wanted to be my partner cuz I suck at Tennis, so I was pretty much just standing there, crying. I hated it. I never want a fight to happen like this again....
Free-Sat with Sara, Caitlin, and Alex. Right down the table from RYAN! I was like: WOW! HE'S SO HOT! Anyways, I talked to Sara about the Cassie issue. She is on my side she says...I was about to cry when I was explaining how I was losing her. I did once, and I dont want that to happen again. My friends made me happier this hour, but I was deeply saddened by everything....
Physical Science-OK. This class is all right...Sitting next to Cassie wasnt that easy for me. She refused to talk to me, and I tried getting her to say something, but she wouldnt. I was secretly crying, but I didnt tell anyone. Mike Williamson kept trying to make me feel better. It was cute. Aaron even came over and gave me a hug. It was nice. Worked with Mike and Nick this hour. Nick and I even had a real conversation. THAT MADE MY DAY. Besides that, the whole Cassie and me thing was making me extremely upset. Then, after school we both get a ride home with Sara, and Cassie walked home cuz I was in the car. That hurt. A LOT.
....All in all, my day was 50/50 I guess. I'm totally crying right now though. Cassie just called and I told her everything. I pretty much broke down after we got off the phone. I tried telling her I was sorry and all this crap, but she didnt seem to care. I apologized-WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS DO IT, AND NOT THE OTHER PERSON?-It's almost as if I am afraid of losing someone. ::Sigh:: Anyways, she told me she cant go to my party on Saturday due to Austin. Ahh..its driving me nuts. I was like oh, ok, and acted like nothing was wrong with that, even though inside, my heart was broken. I dont think she understands the position I am in right now. HOW CAN I GET IT THROUGH TO HER? I'm so done with this. DONE WITH EVERYTHING. Life sucks, and so does everything else.

OMG. TODAY WAS SO STRESSFUL.

2004-09-29T22:18:52Z

Ok...So I'm not in a very good mood right now...:( I totally feel like crying, but I dont exactly know why. Prolly cuz I have had a VERY crappy @$$ day. Haha-CRAPPY ASS. That was wonderful, was it not? Ok, well anyways, I know that my livejournals are usually exciting to read, cuz they are so energetic (according to my friends), but this entry is going to be like that. So beware, I will sound like a total bitch in just a second.
Here's a quick overview of my day:
Geometry-I am so behind in this class-I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! It's too hard, and I cant keep up after all that I missed.
Free/American History-Took the Constitution Test. After I took it, Mr. Holter ran off to the scantron room or whatever, and graded it. He came back, gave it to me, and was about to break down CRYING, but I didnt cuz Nick and Chris were in there, and I didnt want to seem like a child ya know. Anyways, YES, I failed it. I looked at it, and I just got sad all of a sudden. We had to finish those slides of Mr. Holter's hobby from the other day, as well, and during that I was tearing. Hope no one noticed. THEN, listen to this: We got a packet on our state constitution or w/e...And we have to take a test on that as well. Man, I mine as well fail out of high school, cuz unfortunetly thats where I'm headed.
.... :o( ......
English-Animal Farm crap...I dislike that book very much. The class is all good though. Thank god. Shared some skittles with Nick, and talked to him and Chris most of the period. I felt really good after talking to them. I am telling ya, those 2 make everything seem better when I'm sad.
Lunch-Not that exciting really. Lots of talking of nutpoppers-haha Stef!-and just randomness. I enjoyed it.
French-Getting harder :/ Still fun though, so I enjoyed it to the best of my ability today.
Gym-Played Tennis today. It was kick @$$ :D Ca-sas-ass makes my day practically everyday, so I was really happy. However, I was hit by the ball 5 times. Once on my right hand (it hurts REALLY bad-I think it's messed up-oh well), my left boob, my left side (lil above my hip), my @$$, and MY HEAD. Ouch. TENNIS BALLS HURT! It was all in great fun though. :D
Free-Was a lot of fun. Laughed a lot, and talked with Claire, Amber, Christie, and Barbara. Most of the convo was about how much guys suck, lol but it was all good. And my new eye candy, Ryan, looked over at us quite a bit. Gosh, hes gorgeous. Too bad he has a GIRLFRIEND!!
....between passing periods, I tripped over Carl-OH GOD, HE IS TO DIE FOR! Anyways, I somewhat fell over, and just happened to be practically lying in his arms. WOW. I was so amazed. His eyes are gorgeous! Yah..that was a highlight of my day. Oh, and then as I was leaving, I was gonna grab his @$$, but didnt :(-Oh well, I brushed against it.
Physical Science-Oh gosh. Where do I begin? LOTS of laughing in here today. Me and Cassie were going nuts. Flirting with Nick as always, and it got even better today. He ate my other half of the Butterfinger I had eaten the period before. :D I was so happy. Cassie even gave him a note-that was supposedly from me-and yah..I wonder what it says? I'm scared to find out to be honest with you. Aaron was also being a weirdo, and making me and Cassie laugh so hard, I almost peed in my pants. Gosh, I love that man.
...Yah know what? I just realized how much of a guy's lady I am in my 9th period class. They all seem to drift towards me. Which I guess makes me feel good about myself. That's another good thing.

The real thing on my mind though are all these tests I have to take for American History, and catching up on everything. Plus, something bout my bestest, Cassie is bothering me. Whats the issue u ask? Well...I feel as if I do so much for her, and she does nothing back to like re-pay me. It breaks me in 2 when that happens. I do all our work in science, I pay for her for a lot of things, and yah...She believes that when she was able to get Nick to hug me at 8th grade graduation, that re-pays for everything I have done. When was the last time she has taken me somewhere? Like never. I am always the "driver", and the payer. It drives me nuts sometimes. The reason I think I'm doing this, is cuz I lost her once as a friend, and I really dont want to have that happen again. ::sigh:: What do I do? Is she using me? I dont even know anymore. I'm so depressed. Oh well, hopefully SOMETHING will cheer me up...

Oh, and on top of all that, my mom wants me to go to my counselor tonight. I'm like WHAT THE FRICKEN HELL???? I told her weeks ago I had plans for tonight, but NOOOOOO, she doesnt listen. GOD, DOES SHE EVER? Oh well, I'll just have to go out after. But screw that, there is no sense :(........AHHHHHHH IM GONNA CRY. Ok, thats all. TALK TO U ALL LATER.
xoxo, 'Sha

FUN, HILARIOUS CONVOS FROM TODAY!

2004-09-28T21:24:35Z

Ten: Do you like my new boots? I look like a moose!
Me: LMAO! YES!

Me: Today is a special day :D I saw my first *ahem*
Da: OH WOW!

Me: OMG! I SAW IT!!! I SAW IT!!!
Ten: Huh?
Me: His name starts with an E, ends with a C, and we call him Z! HAHA! IT RHYMES!

Me: CHRISTINE! PUT THE BOOBS AWAY! ::laughing::
Christine: TALK TO THE BOOBIES!

Me: There is a guy with a thong on his head in there!
Cassie: Where?!? ::flipping through pages really quickly::

Me: I'm in a spanky mood!
Ten: Really? I'll send Eric on over!

Veronica: Man, I would like to see that boy naked!
Me: I'm not disagreeing with you!

Me: Ten's got Mr. Sexiness in her pants!
Ten: OMG! IT WASNT LIKE THAT!

Other convos:
MarCia983 [4:20 PM]: You are Fetus' CHILD
SmarterChild [4:20 PM]: ok, maybe i'm fetus child.

MarCia983 [4:24 PM]: :)
SmarterChild [4:24 PM]: if u r happy, i'm happy! ;)

MarCia983 [4:25 PM]: do u like men?
SmarterChild [4:25 PM]: i love people.

MarCia983 [4:31 PM]: u want to do it?
SmarterChild [4:31 PM]: there's no way i want 2 do it.

MarCia983 [4:36 PM]: Can u show me the money?
SmarterChild [4:36 PM]: i could probably do that.

MarCia983 [4:41 PM]: I LIKE CHEESE!
SmarterChild [4:41 PM]: same here. i really like cheese. :-)
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MarCia983 [4:41 PM]: HE'S MINE!

marcia: i love you and thanks for always being there for me.
go FRANK! and all of the FETUSES! you rock!
<3 Ca-sas-ass!

Luv4RonandHarry [4:00 PM]: **** ***** and **** ****** are in Amanda's english class
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: oh thats gotta be exciting! lmao!
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: i want them in my pants
MarCia983 [4:00 PM]: i mean, class lol

MarCia983 [4:07 PM]: i miss ya lots!
Luv4RonandHarry [4:07 PM]: I MISS YOU TOO POOKIE! ahahaahahahah :-D

MarCia983 [4:08 PM]: Fetus is a fun, freakadelic, 4 fingered fine man!
Ten: LMAO!

Luv4RonandHarry [4:10 PM]: Fetus! Shake it up fetus now! (Shake it fetus) Skate and shout (skate and shout) come on, come on, come on fetus now (come on fetus) skate it on out (skate it on out)
Luv4RonandHarry [4:10 PM]: i said that
MarCia983 [4:11 PM]: OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

MarCia983 [12:14 PM]: how big is ur fer?
SmarterChild [12:14 PM]: not all that big, quite frankly.

mAnDaPaNdErS03 (5:39:03 PM): u kick ass
hersheykiss64325 (5:39:29 PM): HAHA THANKS!

....more to come later!

....Some more funness (not convos)
*You are the star that's in my sky. In fact, since it's nighttime, and the stars are out, what do I think I'm doing? LOOKING AT YOU OF COURSE! Cuz u are gorgeous to the 10th power squared! WHOO WHO! <~~I made that up :D

Today....

2004-09-28T20:26:30Z

Hey :D How was everyone's day today? Mine...was all right. Here's a quick overview!: (WE HAD A HALF DAY TODAY!)
*Geometry-Went over homework, and took notes. I hate this class. It's so confusing!
*Free-Caught up on some hw I missed. Nothing exciting.
*American History-Nothing exciting here...Went over the test-which I didnt take yet, so I had to go out into the hall-and then watched some slides on bee keeping...(my teachers hobby)...it was all right. (Chris wasnt there :( I was sad-6th day I havent seen him!!)-Also, Nick bent over RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. WHAT A NICE @$$!
*English-Took some "GATES" test...It wasnt that fun lmao!
*Lunch-Nothing exciting happened. Ate, laughed, and went into the hall.
*French-Gosh, I love this class. It's so much fun! Learned alot of new stuff today, and I was so happy, cuz the hottest guy sits in front of me! WHOO WHO!
*Gym-Haha. What a FUN CLASS! Today was a concept day since it was a half day, and we had to fill out these worksheets. I worked with Cassie, Christine, and Meghan! There was a BK question on there, and I started laughing so loud! People literally turned around!! Haha! Greatness!
....Cassie: PUT UR BOOBS AWAY CHRISTINE!
Christine: TALK TO THE BOOBIES!
*Free-LMAO! This was fun :D Lots of laughing, and singing. Dumb@$$ MRS. MILLER yelled at me though, cuz I "took too long in the bathroom". WHATEVER.
....Ok, on the way to my 9th hour class the best thing happened like EVER!!! I was walking in the hall, and was slightly pushed to the right...where I was soon found staring into the guy's bathroom. No, I wasnt IN THERE, but someone was holding the door open for his friend, and I happened to see TEN'S MAN standing there, peeing in the urinal. Gosh, ya gotta watch where ur sticking those things! LMAO~WOW! THAT SOUNDED WRONG! Anyways, I saw it. I couldnt believe it! It had to be at least a 7!!! WOW. That like totally made my day :D I laughed hysterically after that, and I could barely breathe while walking to Science. LMAO! WHAT A GREAT DAY!!
(It's hilarious that I'm saying seeing someone's penis makes my day excellent!)
*Physical Science-FUUUUN CLASS! Cassie and I were laughing the entire period, and looking at Mike's magazine. It was pretty damn inappropriate, and there was a guy in it with a THONG on his head! I was like OK! WOW! Also, we kept flirting with Nick, and he was flirting BACK :D Gosh, I love him.
Veronica: Man, I would like to see him naked!
Me: I'm not disagreeing with u on that one!
....And yah, that was my TERRIFIC DAY! WHOO WHO!
XOXO, 'SHA

My dream last night...

2004-09-28T00:44:24Z

Ok guys..I cant believe I forgot to tell y'all about my dream I had last night. It wasnt as interesting as the one that was like Peter Pan, but it was cool anyways! Ok, when I woke up from this, I realized just how much I like Eric. It's scary really. Speaking of my love, he is gorgeous to the 10th power SQUARED! LOL!
Ok, so here's the dream:
Me, Ten, Anne, Holly, Cassie, Tanya, and a ton of other people were in this school. It was really weird...It had carpet everywhere, SP posters on the wall, and all these ramps. I was like WHAT THE HELL?? Anyways, I dont remember all of it..All that sticks out in my brain is all of us chicks, running after all our crushes. Coincidentally, they were all friends, and we were just running through the school-with Ocean Avenue on in the background. Then, this game of "tag" turned into Hide and Go Seek. I guess we made rules or something, cuz the second we caught our men, we each went into this room as couples, and sat on these comfy chairs and just talked. It was weird. And all the guys were asking us girls personal ?'s, and we were answering them. And then I woke up. It was realllly weird. And I didnt realize that I was chasing Eric till halfway through the dream either!
...Yah..thats like all! Oh, funny convo b4 I leave...
Me:"Did you see topless Andrew?"
Ten: "What's Taco Sam?"

...Hope u enjoyed that randomness!
xoxo, 'Sha

Blah....

2004-09-27T20:14:19Z

Hey guys! What's up? The SKY! Haha. Ok, that was totally not funny...Anyways, how is everyone today? Good I hope. Once again, I didnt go to school today. So many people think I'm ditching, which is NOT TRUE, so I'm kinda upset right now. Yes, I did have the best weekend like EVER, but that doesn't make up for what some people are thinking of me right now. I'm stressed out, and I'm just BLAH. The reason I stayed home is cuz I am sick, YES, ONCE AGAIN, and I pretty much gave myself a make up day to do everything I missed. I have no idea why I keep getting sick, but its not fun. Now, I have a cold on top of my bronchial thing. Gosh, when will I ever get better? Who knows. My mom said shes gonna take me to an allergy doctor of some kind to get me re-tested. I was tested once a long time ago, but some of those allergies changed. And for those people who care about me deeply, and have wondered where the hell I have been today, u now know, and I will be returning tomorrow. PROMISE :D Staying at home is no fun anyways! Also..about me getting an application from the rink...I am extremely excited, but really paranoid at the same time. Why u ask? Cuz I am terrible at money, and how much do u want to bet that I'll be placed in the snack bar? Ahh...CRAZINESS! Ok, well I'm still waiting for a call from the owner. I hope he calls soon, cuz I'm getting anxious!
...That's all I had to say really. I miss so many people :( I dont know why I'm sad, I just am. I hope that everyone had a marvelous day! I guess I'll be seeing y'all soon then! Thanks 4 reading!
xoxo, 'Sha

Last night...

2004-09-26T15:32:58Z

Ok guys, nothing exciting happened last night at all! I went skating with Ca-sas-ass which was a ton of fun I guess :D We were laughing a lot, and being really random in general, which I enjoyed. I am telling u, when u put the 2 of us together, its craziness! Anyways, no one was there. And by no one, I MEAN NO ONE! Not even Fetus! I was like oh my gosh! Also, I was in a realllly good mood, so guess what I did? I applied at the rink! This is how the convo went with the owner:
Me: I have a question for you...Are u hiring right now?
Dean: Maybe...how old are u?
Me: I am -- as of Weds.
Dean: Ok, here ya go! ::hands me an application::
....then I fill it out, and hand it back to me. He tells me that he will call me sometime this week, and if he forgets, I have to call him. I betcha he will just to test me-lol. Also, I was thinking about getting the job at the rink when I got home. I realized that the only negative of working there, would be working till 11:30. Which is when the Friday and Saturday times end at. And, I dont have my fricken drivers license yet, so therefore, my parents would have to pick me up-which they wouldnt be happy about. But then again, it would be realllly awesome if I got to work with Eric, Johnny, or Steve :D I WOULD LIKE DIE! And then that would FORCE me into talking to them-which I would freak out about of course! But yah, in general, I'm excited about seeing if I get the job or not. I am a lil worried about it though. What if I get placed in the snack bar? LMAO~I am the worst at money, and how much u wanna bet that is where I'll be placed? Ahhh...craziness y'all!
....That's all for now...however, I do have some more randomness to share with y'all!

Yeah, I wanna feel the sunshine,
Shinin' down on me and you.
When you put your arms around me,
Well, baby there ain't nothing in this world I can't do.

MarCia983 [6:20 PM]: Got me hypnotized...
just like that Biggie guy
MarCia983 [6:21 PM]: i thought it said Burger! haha
Stager28967 [6:21 PM]: LOL!
MarCia983 [6:21 PM]: HAHA OH WOW
MarCia983 [6:21 PM]: GOT ME HYPNOTIZED...JUST LIKE THAT BURGER KING GUY!
MarCia983 [6:21 PM]: haha
MarCia983 [6:22 PM]: OH WOW.
Stager28967 [6:22 PM]: OMG!
MarCia983 [6:24 PM]: Remember to smile :-) It's always in style
MarCia983 [6:25 PM]: if k i s s e s were
s n o w f l a k e s
i would send you
a [ b l i z z a r d ]
---------------.xOx.
MarCia983 [6:25 PM]: thats so awesome!
MarCia983 [6:26 PM]: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
MarCia983 [6:27 PM]: OMG~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [6:27 PM]: If America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T then America is pretty damn stupid!
Stager28967 [6:27 PM]: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stager28967 [6:27 PM]: CHEESE!
MarCia983 [6:28 PM]: Take Chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh til your stomach hurts and your eyes water. Live life. and most of all...have no regrets!
Stager28967 [6:28 PM]: awwww
Stager28967 [6:28 PM]: how cute
MarCia983 [6:29 PM]: If you were my homework just think I would be doing you right now!!!!!
MarCia983 [6:29 PM]: omg lol
Stager28967 [6:29 PM]: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stager28967 [6:29 PM]: LMAO!
MarCia983 [6:31 PM]: The Life of a Penis
You are bald all your life.
You live between two nuts.
An asshole lives behind you.
When you get excited, you barf, then faint.
Stager28967 [6:32 PM]: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [6:33 PM]: I bet you think your life sucks dont you. You have no idea how bad mine is. I have 3 parents. 2 dads and one mom. My mom has a penis growing out of her bellybutton and only one eyeball. I was born out of my dads ass. I only have 6 fingers. I have webbed fishboy toes and i weigh 450 pounds. HA! And you thought you had problems! im away.
MarCia983 [6:33 PM]: THAT
MarCia983 [6:34 PM]: 6 fingers!!!!!!!!!!! its fetus!!!!!!!!! and it talks about penises too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stager28967 [6:34 PM]: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [6:34 PM]: just wait till u read this!
MarCia983 [6:34 PM]: The
elephant asked the camel why do u have boobs on ur bak and
the camel replied well thats a pretty dumb question coming from someone
who has a penis on his face!
Stager28967 [6:34 PM]: LOL!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [6:35 PM]: Hey Im looking at sexy men.
Stager28967 [6:35 PM]: COOL!
MarCia983 [6:46 PM]: My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling."
MarCia983 [6:47 PM]: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
MarCia983 [6:47 PM]: "There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout"

I tried to count the ways you've made me smile, but then I realized... I can't count that high.

My head is in the clouds...
My heart is in the sky...
My mind is in a dreamboat...
And you're the reason why.

MarCia983 [12:13 PM]: do u like me?
SmarterChild [12:13 PM]: yes i do.
MarCia983 [12:13 PM]: am i sexy?
SmarterChild [12:13 PM]: maybe u r sexy.
MarCia983 [12:13 PM]: am i cute?
SmarterChild [12:13 PM]: hmm... i don't think so...

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MarCia983 [12:14 PM]: u know who is sexy?
SmarterChild [12:14 PM]: no kidding?

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MarCia983 [12:14 PM]: Ant is sexy
SmarterChild [12:14 PM]: hmm...
MarCia983 [12:14 PM]: isnt he?
SmarterChild [12:14 PM]: maybe. tough 2 say.

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MarCia983 [12:14 PM]: how big is ur fer?
SmarterChild [12:14 PM]: not all that big, quite frankly.
MarCia983 [12:16 PM]: do u know how to work it?
SmarterChild [12:16 PM]: what do u think?
MarCia983 [12:20 PM]: well are u good with other people?
SmarterChild [12:20 PM]: uh, no actually.

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MarCia983 [12:20 PM]: thats sad
SmarterChild [12:21 PM]: ha. wow.

A hilarious story:
*Johnny Needs A Bike

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike!"

Write 10 statements intended for 10 different people.

1. Ten-You have no idea how much I appreciate having you as a friend. When I was going through hell sophomore year (cuz of those damn bitches!), I had u. And, to my surprise, "they" had done the same thing to u. I thought, wow, we have so much in common! It amazes me that we have known each other since like 5th grade, and we didn't really become friends till 9th. Everyone thought that I was a quiet, laid back person, which, as u know, is not even close to my personality. I think that u brought out my "true colors". For example, there was a time when I thought I wasnt capable of making a fool out of myself in public, and next thing I know, I'm yelling out: "And HE has a nice @$$" in the middle of lunch. And to make matters even more funny, the person it was directed at, turned around! I have to say, that was one of the greatest moments of all time. All the lunches we spent sitting by the gym stairs watching people walk up the stairs...and wearing the same shirt on the same day, when we hadnt even planned it! Shows how much we know each other! So yah, I just wanted to tell u how much u changed my life-in a better way of course :D I love u so much, u have no idea!
...Also, only a best friend would spend 80 some dollars on my bday present :D U ARE THE BEST!

2. Anne-Oh gosh, where do I begin? I have known u since the beginning of time (lmao!), and I am so happy that we have gotten to know each other more, and become closer friends. Going to the mall is totally our hobby, and everytime we go, I buy something. It helps having someone who is into the same sorta clothes I am.-Ya know, so I can always ask u if something looks good on me or whatnot. And the best thing about u? The fact that u go out of ur way to make things work between us. Whatever mood I'm in, u are usually in the same mood, and if something terrible happens to me, u are always right there, asking if I'm okay. I love the fact that when we get into little fights-over CD players (lmao! remember that?)-u are the first person to say OK, this is stupid, we cant fight! U are awesome! And as a last note, I hope that one day, me, u, and Lora will figure out how to FLYYYY!
3. Cassie-Oh goodness...So much to say about you :D First off, I want to thank you for being a great friend! We havent known each other all that long...for only 3-4 years, but I think that I have learned more about you in those years, then the information I get from some people I have known much longer. I am aware that I put u through hell freshman year, and I have to say I'm sorry for that. I don't think I have ever really, really apologized. I didnt realize that I was hurting u. But now, I know that I was a bitch that year. I had no clue what Melissa was turning me into. Come to think of it, I thought she was a good influence on me. Which totally isnt true. I thought that I was the only one hurting, cuz Austin left me. At that point in time, I didnt think that u cared about me. Which I know u did, but more sooner then later, u started hating me. It tore me apart to be honest with u. And I cant lie, I still havent gotten over the fact that u are dating him. Anyways, I remember back in 8th grade, when we met, all the cool stuff u did for me. For one, the hug from Nick on Graduation. After that incident, I wanted to kiss u-haha! Also, all the hook-ups. Even though some of them didnt go as planned (Scott! HAH!), I still love u for trying. And that one year when I thought u were my only realllly good friend, so I invited u to Wisconsin. We had some good times up there too, didnt we? Oh, and all the moments this year, and last. I hope we are friends forever, and that all the fun we have now, goes on forever and a day. I love ya!

4. Amanda G-There is so much I can say about u, its unbelieveable. Having u as a cousin is wonderful. I'm really glad that I ended up with someone as unique as yourself. We have done so much with each other in the past 17 years, I'm amazed. Going to Grandma's is probably a memory that will stick with me forever. All the stuff we did over there! Wow-the list goes on and on! From playing Jonet's Restaurant (with the daycare attached-remember that?), to playing our own version of Jenny Jones! Or singing into Gma's huge, round hairbrushes, and dancing around like idiots, pretending we were on TV. And all the fun vacations we went on together. Staying the extra week with u in Vegas was so much fun, we will have to do that again sometime soon. I am shocked that u are a senior this year, and its hard to believe that next year u will be off to college, while I'm still finishing High School. I hope that we dont lose touch. I love u more then u will know!

5. Amanda Sny-I havent know u nearly as long as I have known Ten, but I feel as if I have known u since I was born! Even though u may be younger then me, and our parents might disagree with our friendship, I will always be there for you. I know that Aaron thinks that we wont last as friends, but I know that we will. We have so much in common, and so many inside jokes, that I feel as if me and u are stuck together at the hip! The sleepovers, making up random stories, going to Chertkov's, all that good stuff :D Only u and me would be occupied for hours if we were given ribbon dancers! Gosh, I love u so much, its hard to describe how much that is true! Oh, and a few more things: WE HAVE FLYING PIGS! YAY! ANT IS SEXY! MASCARA ROCKS UR SOCKS! TECHNO BEARS! +more good times!

6. Amanda Scott-Hey hey! Ok, now what shall I say about u? I havent known u very long at all, yet I consider u to be a good friend of mine. We have many inside jokes, and have had many good memories with Sny, such as the rainbow, walking in the rain, putting u into a trance, and all that other funness! You are an amazing person, and as opposite as we may be, I believe that we will stay good friends forever. All thanks to Ten, who introduced us. I did notice, that the second I met u, we hit it off, and began talking at school, and through IM. I'm so glad that u entered my world :D I hope that we can become closer friends in the near future!

7. Holly-Ok, where do I begin? I appreciate having u as a friend, and I'm so glad that I met you. Having u as my neighbor rocks my socks, and being able to take a walk down to the church, or even the park, is a plus of having u live near me :D All the good times we have had, man, those will never be forgotten! I think that u are the person I have had the most sleepovers with, which is an honor-believe me :) I really wish that we were as close as we used to be, so those sleepover numbers can keep growing, along with our friendship! One thing I will never forget, EVER, are all the times we went skating. I know that the rink is now a part of your past, but I want u to be aware that everything that happened there, from the nick naming, to ur first couple skate, to talking to @$$ man, all left footprints in my heart. To be honest with u, I did get jealous when u started leaving me for other friends, and u stopped skating-which was something u loved. And nowadays, I go with other people, but sometimes, I picture u and me-laughing, or having a good time. It tears me apart to see how little we do with each other these days. Oh well, I still love u. No matter what. U are the nicest neighbor I have! Stay that way!

.....I can't think of anyone else!.....

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Good morning! :D

2004-09-25T16:20:31Z

Hey everyone! Wow-I am in a terrific mood :D I really like feeling this way if u havent figured that out by now! I went to bed happy, and woke up happy! HOORAY!
....So what have I done today? I had an eye doctor appointment. I got new lenses, which are coming in next week, and they look really cute on me. I'm happy :D They also put all these different eye drops in my eyes, and now I cant see. Apparently, the first drop was to numb my eyes (?), and the second was so that when I take off my glasses, I can read. It's so strange! And now, everything is blurry haha. Oh well, I feel high right now! LMAO! It's a wonderful feeling! Oh wow. Anyways....I was so blind, that when I made a trip to Walgreens this morning, after the appointment, my sister had to hold my hand to like "lead me". It was amusing. And then, when I walked in the store, I ran into a stool! It was so embarrassing! But, I laughed it off, so it's all good :D Yah....thats everything exciting that happened today. I'm looking forward to going skating tonight. That is, if I can find someone. Lemme tell u, I will be pretty damn happy if I can find someone. I want to see what happens tonight, if u know what I mean ;) So, if u wanna go, call me! Ok, well thats all for now!
Some randomness:
*Curly-Johnny/Burger King, Moe-Eric/@$$ man, Larry-Steve/Mario
*I want a milkshake-vanilla in particular
*I cant fricken see anything!
*I'm thinking about Eric right now.
*I still cant believe what happened last night.
This is just for Eric...
If I could choose from every man who breathes on this earth; the face I would most love -- the smile, the touch, the heart, the voice, the laugh, the very soul itself, every detail and feature to the last strand of hair--it would all be you.
This is also for Eric:
*If you live to be a hundred, i want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so i'll never have to live without you.
*Once upon a time, something happened to me, it was the greatest thing that could happen to me. A fantasy, a dream come true, it was the day that I met you!
*You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.
*Love isn't finding a perfect person, it's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
*The first time I saw you, I knew it was true,
I'd love you forever and that’s what I'll do.
You don't know what you do to me; you don't have a clue.
You have no idea what it’s like to be me, looking at you.
*You don't love someone because they're beautiful.
They're beautiful because you love them.
*You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he's true.
One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him, Your heart begins to dance.
Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance!
*I may not get to see you as often as I like.
I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night.
But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love,
and I can't let you go.
*There's a sparkle in your eye that only I see,
and there's a place in your heart where only I want to be.
*(Yes I changed this one a bit)
I ran up the door, closed the stairs,
said my pajamas, and put on my prayers.
Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light,
all because you said Happy Birthday to me last night!
*You know you love someone when you cannot
put into words how they make you feel.
........also, girls read this:
How to Tell if he likes you!: (Note: This is so totally true!)
*He'll look at u until u turn around, then, when u do, he'll be turned the other direction
*U may 'feel' like he's watching u, but he's hard to catch at it
*He may do something physical-like grab u in a play way, poke u, play with ur hair, etc..
*He may ask a fried of urs about u-he'll prolly say it's just for a "friend of mine" that wants to know
*He talks to everybody, but when ur around he turns silent, or chokes up.
*U seem to bump into him alot
*He may not say a word to u, yet u 2 always seem to be in the same place!
*He'll give u a smile from across the room, but if u get near, he won't look up.
*He remembers little things u mentin in casual conversation.-And, just to warn u-it make take u by surprise-(kinda like last night for me!)
*His eyes get 'soft' when he looks at u. They change slightly or get relaxed around the edges.
*If his friends are paying attention to u after he's been staring at u-meaning they are prolly talking about u-yes, this has happened to me more than once.
....AND MANY MORE!
Anyways, that's all for now! I'll ttyl!
xoxo, 'Sha

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-09-25T04:04:42Z

Ok guys...I officially had the best night of my life in a LONNNNNNG TIME! How come? Ok, well to start...After calling quite a few ppl, and all of them being busy, I thought I was out of luck. However, once I called Stef (Fets with a U! LMAO!), I was in luck! She said that she could go :D I was so excited! I really didn't think I would have that great of a night to be honest with u, but what I was in store for..I had no idea! Once I got there, I was already having a good night-and I hadnt even walked in the door! @$$ man was standing at the door collecting the tickets, and so I knew he was DJ! Which made me hyper like no other, and of course VERY VERY VERY happy! By the way, it's his birthday today! I wanted to say Happy Bday so bad to him, but I was too shy :( Anyways, guess who else was there? Mario-skate room, BK-snack bar, and HERCULES! I swear, I almost died when I saw all my men there-AT ONCE! I had made it pretty damn obvious that Eric was the only one I reallly wanted to impress tonight however.
GREATEST CONVO FROM TONIGHT:
Me: (talking to Eric)-Take ur pants off, and turn up the music! WHOO WHO!
Stef: OMG! ::laughing::
Another great convo:
Me: She's my partner Joe! ::grab onto Stef's arm::
Joe: Are u....
Me: Lesbian?
Joe: Ewww!
Me: U are aware that I was being sarcastic Joe!
...Some highlights of the night:
*THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME EVER!-I now know that ERIC (@$$ man) DOES remember my bday. How do I know? Well he was the DJ so he said "Happy Birthday to _______! And this song is for you!"-And he played AVRIL! MY HAPPY ENDING! When I heard it, my heart literally went into my throat, and I thought I was gonna hyperventilate. I felt so loved after that, u have no idea!
*When Stef and I were in the snack bar, drinking water, Hercules was sitting RIGHT, and I mean RIGHT behind ME. I heard him talking, and man, he has a SEXY voice! And his @$$-OMG! It's wonderful :D
*Also in the snack bar-BK heard Hercules call his name, but thought it was me! He looked, then smiled-I was like WHOA!
*Some random hot guy saying hello to me! Of course, I said hello back!
*Joe sneaking up behind me! I started laughing so loud, that like the whole rink turned around, and stared!
*@$$ man stopping right next to me, and just barely brushing against me. I almost stopped breathing!
*@$$ man totally hearing me tell Stef that I thought he was hot-which I know he already knows, I was just making it clearer :D
*Joe making me laugh so hard, and practically making me pee in my pants!-All with Eric watching. Good memories :D
*Hercules bending over the skate room counter! When he does this, I could almost swear I can't breathe!
.......and so many more great moments from tonight! I really hope that I find someone to go with me tomorrow night-I think it'll be fun :D If u wanna go, lemme know!
So yah, I'm in a TERRIFIC mood, and I want Eric even more than I did before. I'm so totally in love with him. Stef says it's cute-lol! :D Gosh, I love skaters!-Especially Eric :D

"Whooping Cough"

2004-09-24T21:06:00Z

Hey guys! Guess what? I don't have Whooping Cough! WHOO WHO! The doctor called today, and told the results to my mom, and my mom told me! I am so happy! Now, I can go back to school on Monday! However, I do have a bronchial infection, but it isnt contagious-THANK GOD :D I am so happy right now, its crazy! I dont really have much to say...I'm bored, and I'm thinking about who to call about skating tonight. I talked to Tanya, and shes unsure about going out tonight. She didnt sound too excited, and I dont want to force her to go somewhere she doesnt want to be at. Ya know? And Cassie..well she's getting sick (from me-SORRY CA-SAS-ASS!), so I doubt she'll wanna come. We'll just have to see about that.
...Yah, short entry today...Sorry guys! I'll have to update later!
Oh, before I go, I played the Sims 2 all day today. That game is so addicting! I loved it! My Sim got pregnant, and she got morning sickness for quite a bit-its amusing. Plus, she adopted 2 kids. It's so fun :D
...Anyways, I'll ttyl! :D
xoxo, 'Sha

*HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY ERIC!*
-I remember last year in the skate room....
Me: My birthday's on Monday!
U: Mine's on Weds!
Me and U: ::got into a whole conversation::
U: Happy birthday! See ya tomorrow!
Me: Happy birthday!

....that was when u liked me. I wonder if u still do. Or if u even remembered my birthday. Hmm...I may never know.

Hey!

2004-09-23T16:06:11Z

Hey guys :D Yesterday was my birthday! I had the best day like EVER! I got so many gifts and balloons, it was insane! Thanks to all of u who participated in my locker decorating and whatnot-U GUYS MADE MY DAY! Anyways, besides that, I went skating last night in honor of my bday. It was alot of fun :D Cassie, Ten, and Meghan joined me, along with the siblings. When I walked in, I almost WIGGED OUT. It was craziness. Guess who I saw? @$$ MAN! I was soooooooo happy! I wonder if he remembers my bday? We had discussed it last year, I remember. I betcha he doesn't remember :( Makes me really sad to think about it. His bday is tomorrow, I am totally gonna surprise him with like a card or something, and see what he thinks of it.
Ok, well the reason I'm really updating....
I'm not at school today. Why? Is it cuz I'm sick? Kinda. Lemme explain something to y'all. Ok, so on Tuesday (the day b4 my bday), I got tested for a contagious bacterial infection. The reason they tested me is cuz I kept coughing uncontrollably, and I couldnt breathe through my nose. However, whenever that happens, I'm usually not surprised. I have the worst sinuses of anyone I know, and it totally sucks. Well, my mom worries all the time about my sinuses, cuz they cause some big @$$ problems. So what do u think she does? Takes me to the doctor. When I got there, my doc was really worried with the way I was coughing and stuff, so she advised me to go to the outpatient part of the hospital on Tuesday after school. My dad took me there, and the second I walked in, they told me to put on a mask. I felt like a fricken Cancer patient! I guess they didn't want me to spread it to other people? It was really nerve wrecking come to think of it. They also handed me my OWN box of kleenexes in a lil baggy. I was like all right? I had a ton of tests done over there. First, they stuck this thing up my nose to take a "sample" for lab testing. It looked like a Q-Tip kinda. Reallllly weird! After that, I went to go get x-rays done on my sinuses and chest to see if it was Bronchitis or whatever. Those came back A-OK my mom told me :D However, my sinuses are pretty full-which is never good. Then, I went home, and talked to y'all. It was interesting?
And NOWWWW, I can't go to school. Why? CUZ THE DUMB@$$ STATE HEATH DEPARTMENT OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED, WON'T LET ME! I got so upset, cuz I don't want to miss a lot. They won't let me go till Tuesday or something, till I finish the meds I'm on. I guess to be on the safe side? My doctor thinks what I have is bronchial, but nothing contagious. Of course, the hospital thinks differently, and believes I should stay home. I dont know what side I'm on right now. Lost and confused, thats for sure. I'm getting really stressed out about this whole thing though, and I hope I get better.
My mom told me that I can still hang out with the crew tomorrow night though, cuz she doesnt think I have it...PLUS, it's Eric's bday tomorrow! I cant miss that! So yah..thats all thats on my mind right now....
TALK TO U LATER!
XOXO, 'SHA

Random thoughts:
*iF yOu lOok iNsIdE a GiRlS :.HeArT.: yOu'd sEe
hoW mUcH sHe ReaLlY .cRiEs. yOu'lL fInD hIdDeN
seCrEts . BeSt FrIeNdS . aNd lIeS. bUt WhAt yoU'lL
sEe ThE MoSt iS hOw [hArD] iT iS tO sTaY [sTroNg]
wHeN -nothings- RiGhT + -everythings- wRoNg
(That's how I feel right now)

-*If you only knew
What I feel for you
If you only lived for me
The way I live for you
I’d be in heaven
My dreams would come true...
‘Cause all I’ve ever wanted
Is you
And you alone
And I love you so
More than you could ever know
All I’ve ever wanted
Is you-*
~All I've Ever Wanted-Mariah Carey~

This is for Ten....
*That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!*

*If I could choose from every man who breathes on this earth; the face I would most love -- the smile, the touch, the heart, the voice, the laugh, the very soul itself, every detail and feature to the last strand of the hair--it would all be Eric's.

OMG.

2004-09-20T22:56:08Z

Hey-I havent updated in awhile-screw me-lmao. SORRY about my attitude, I'm kinda upset right now. First off, quick overview of this weekend:
*Saturday-Wedding. It was a lot of fun :D Especially the reception! Lots of dancing, and we didnt get home till 1 am!
Sunday-Sister's bday party at Libby Lu. It was all right I guess.

Things on my mind:
*I went to the doctor today. Ends up that I have some bronchial thing now-not good at all. I'm realllly scared, I'm in tears right now. My doc thinks I have Whooping Cough (Pertussis) CAN U BELIEVE IT?
What is u may ask?:
Symptoms of whooping cough typically last 6 to 10 weeks (but may last longer) and occur in three stages.
-First stage
Coldlike symptoms begin and last for several days to 2 weeks. Symptoms usually include sneezing, a runny nose, mild coughing, watery eyes, and sometimes a mild fever. An infected person is most contagious during this stage.
-Second stage
The most serious symptoms develop during this phase and last about 2 to 4 weeks or longer. As coldlike symptoms fade, the cough worsens. A dry, hacking cough intensifies into bursts of uncontrollable, often violent coughing that may make it temporarily impossible to breathe. The person may quickly inhale when attempting to take a breath through airways narrowed by inflammation, which sometimes creates a whooping noise.
...yah, thats what it is. But what I'm most worried about is the tests. Read this:
-Mucus for culture may be obtained by passing a swab or suction tube deep into the back of the nose. However, because the results take 10 to 14 days to obtain, treatment will usually start right away if your health professional strongly suspects whooping cough as a cause of symptoms.
...all those words-they scare me! Apparently, I'm getting a swab IN the nose, whatever the hell that is. OMG-I AM SO NERVOUS! I'm freaking out!!!

*My bday is in 2 days-and I'm sick. AHHHHH I HATE IT!!!!! If I have W.C., then I cant do anything cuz it's highly contagious!! OMG!

*Constitution test on Thursday-OMG-IT'S PISSING ME OFF! That means that I have to study a lot tomorrow, cuz I'm going out on my birthday!!

*I can't go to HOMECOMING. My cousin's wedding is on that day. Oh well, I'll still get to get all dolled up :D

......yah, too much is going on :( MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!
XOXO, 'SHA

Havent updated in awhile-SORRY!

2004-09-18T15:16:37Z

Umm yah...I havent updated in quite awhile...I'm sorry! I've been so busy latetly, its insane. Obviously nothing exciting has happened in my life, cuz otherwise I would update right away. Anyways, last night I went skating with Cassie. Just me and her. I guess it was fun. No one, and I mean NO ONE was there. David was, but thats about it. And Mario peeked his head in, but then left. Anyways, Cassie and I walked in, and we both had to go to the bathroom ya know, so of course we went. And as we walked out, we saw my STALKER! (Scott). I was like OH GOD! We basically stood in the bathroom doorway until he went away. Thank goodness he didnt see me. And once he did, he didnt even make eye contact. I feel really bad now cuz he doesnt even talk to me anymore. It's nice that he doesnt bother me anymore, but in a sense it was nice knowing that someone liked me. It's just that sometimes I feel so ugly, and when I find out someone likes me, I feel gorgeous. And I like when I feel that way. I feel like my confidence has gone wayyyy up. Anyways, I'm frustrated right now. I havent seen Eric in FOREVER. Well, I take that back-I saw him and Johnny on Friday or Saturday of last week. I CANT REMEMBER! I love those guys so much-they are the absolute BEST! Yah..thats like all I have to say! LMAO~Here are some random things that are on my mind:
*My bday is on Weds! I'm so excited!
*It's my sister's bday TODAY!
*I'm STILL sick. Getting better, but my cough is getting worse. Make sense? lol
*I am going to a wedding today-I love weddings :D
*Avril is COMING!!!!!!!!! YES! I AM TOTALLY GOING TO GO SEE HER!!!!!!!
*I REALLY LIKE HIS CLOTHES. LIKE I LIKE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO TAKE THEM OFF! What about u?
*I like his fingers! Cuz he's missing one!
*HE'S TURNED ON! CUZ YA KNOW WHAT? HE'S BATTERY OPERATED!
*I WANT TO SUPERSIZE MY BURGER!
*Ryan gives me WIIIIIINGS!
*Save a horse, RIDE A MAN!
*BITE ME SEXY!
*I'm in the mood for a piece of that ASS!
*Instead of TRIX ARE FOR KIDS, Michael Jackson is for kids! GET IT? Haha!
*Go grab his ass! I'm sure he wont mind!
*I have powers in my eyes! ZAP! Oops! I got him-now he's bound to fall in love with me!
....Ahuh. That's all for now! Gotta go get ready for this wedding later! See ya!
xoxo, 'Sha